Jan
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Paris Hilton stopped by The Gold Coast Hospital in Queensland, Australia this morning to cheer up some sick children, and Sweet Christ, you gotta be kidding me? Paris Hilton and terminally ill children? Last time I checked, making a child’s catheter burst into flames with your mere presence doesn’t exactly fill them with with the [...]
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Dec
31
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In an effort to quash rampant divorce rumors, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have escaped to Puerto Rico for the next few days to prove their love is strong. Because being in the same place at the same time totally constitutes a healthy
relationship. No, really, these two couldn’t be more convincing if they procreated [...]
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Dec
31
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Matt Dillon was busted last night for driving 106 mph in Vermont. The posted speed limit was 65, according to the AP.
When will the universe stop crapping on this guy? First, he loses Cameron Diaz. Then his brother Kevin becomes the big star of the family. And now he gets arrested in Vermont after slathering [...]
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Dec
30
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An Oscar contender for his starring role in The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke reportedly sent a text message to a Hollywood insider trashing Sean Penn’s acting in Milk and called him a homophobe, according to The Daily Beast:
On December 28, a Los Angeles entertainment honcho shared a text message with me that Rourke had sent him: [...]
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Dec
29
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With her breasts set to “Surprisingly exist then confuse,” Paris Hilton took her new BFF Brittany Flickinger
shopping in Melbourne, Australia
yesterday. So, how long do you think this whole BFF thing will last? I mean, I understand Paris is contractually obligated by MTV to be spotted everywhere with Brittany, but there’s no way this [...]
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Dec
29
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Apparently, when you star on a reality TV series that has you cruising for male companionship and you look like you spend more time than RuPaul in front of the mirror before leaving the house, certain misperceptions can develop among the general public. (The world can be so cruel.) Brody Jenner knows this (but, to [...]
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Dec
27
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Before I scoot off for the holidays, here’s Mariah Carey rocking clown boots and cleavage despite the freezing temperatures in Aspen. Somewhere there’s an inspirational message to be found here, I can almost feel it. - - Nope, just my monitor. False alarm!
The Superficial shall return this weekend where my words will swaddle you like [...]
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Dec
27
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Whitney Port is moving on from The Hills to spread her wings on her own show, The City (please, hold your tears; your grief can be expressed at WhitneyPort.com), which will chronicle her adventures as she takes up in New York City. What will she do there? Judging from that thing that’s perched on her [...]
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Dec
24
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- Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt were barred from
The Hills wrap party at Butter after
the taping of
the season finale. When
the fake fakers who fake your fake lives don’t want you around, you should probably do something genuinely
real - like get cancer in
the face. Just a thought. [Page Six]
- Lindsay [...]
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Dec
23
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The Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony divorce rumors have been piling up ever since the couple stopped wearing their wedding rings a few months back. This latest one from Page Six finds a suspicious J-Lo spying on Marc Anthony:
Despite the
fact that the couple renewed its vows in October, a source tells Page Six that Lopez used [...]
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Dec
22
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In a sad commentary on society as a whole, probably the most pervasive news item today has to be Twilight star Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. Here he is, obviously in character as any grunge guitar player from 1992 - 1996, no longer looking like he just rolled out of bed then had two bong hits [...]
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Dec
22
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- Barack Obama hit the beach in Hawaii with his family for the holidays. Anyone else concerned that the paparazzi were able to get a shot of him? Jesus, after the Bush/shoe incident, remind me never to run for
president. Because I’d win!
[Full set of nearly 40 photos of Barack and family in Hawaii at [...]
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Dec
22
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Realizing no one outside of the free clinic will touch them, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have started having sleepovers together, according to NY Daily News:
“They are completely still hooking up,” one source tells us, adding, “They aren’t exclusive, but they are still spending nights at each other’s houses.” Agrees a Hilton pal, “They speak [...]
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Dec
22
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Okay, I get it, Pamela Anderson likes stuff spraying near her face; Makes her feel at home. But, Christ, woman, no wonder gas prices go through the roof. You’re topping off every parking lot in Malibu! That said, next time you hit the pump, remind me to park over your ankles with my gas tank [...]
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Dec
22
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Samantha Ronson used to bring in $1500 a gig for her DJing skills, but now that she frequents
the Fiery V, she’s been pulling in $25 grand a pop netting her almost $3 million this year. NY Daily News reports:
“While Sam never contractually agrees that Lindsay will show up to her shows, promoters, owners and [...]
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Dec
18
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These are exclusive
photos full of lingerie goodness from Kim Kardashian’s 2009 Wall Calendar and, also, some that didn’t make the cut. We’ll have the rest of the months exclusively on the bright tomorrow, so be sure to check back.
In the meantime, if you want one these babies hanging in your garage/lair/wife’s closet (She won’t [...]
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Dec
18
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As a devout Esquire subscriber, I can’t even describe my shock and horror to find out that Paris Hilton has infiltrated my favorite column “What I’ve Learned.” It’s akin to receiving a bitchin’ flatscreen for Christmas then finding out it only shows high-def videos of your parents doing it. Anyway, here are some highlights of [...]
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Dec
18
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Jeremy Piven has ditched his role in the David Mamet Broadway play “Speed-the-Plow” claiming he’s been stricken ill by mercury from eating too much sushi. I have no frickin’ clue, but I’m sure David Mamet will regale with us with a zinger fueled by having 300 ticketgoers demand refunds yesterday alone. The New York Post [...]
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Dec
18
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A light snack of news:
- Kate Walsh’s marriage was reportedly ruined by her attraction for Private Practice co-star David Sutcliffe. Because what’s a divorce if not a blunt tool for some sweet publicity. Am I right? I’m right. [Star]
- Donald Trump is a chronic re-gifter, according to his son. There really is nothing worse than [...]
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Dec
18
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After posing nude for a recent PETA campaign,pictures have been surfacing online of Khloe Kardashian’s prior love of fur. On her blog, she’s taken umbrage with such accounts and wants all of her five fans to know she’s been reformed:
The reason PETA approached me initially is because in my past I did wear fur and [...]
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