Dec
20
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Kevin Federline took his Britney-replacement beach volleyball player Victoria Prince to Tao in Vegas last night, and if that’s not the face of a
man who just impregnated a woman, I don’t know what is. (Read: I’m sterile. Ladies?)
NOTE: Also included Suge Knight scoping out K-Fed’s ass, and loving what he sees, because sometimes it’s [...]
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Dec
15
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After starring in every single one of The Movie movies, you’ll be surprised to learn Carmen Electra isn’t sitting in a diamond mansion surrounded by a pile of Oscars. Instead, she’s making ends meet as a blackjack dealer at The Playboy Club in Vegas. When Carmen’s not dealing for the
house, she poses for the [...]
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Dec
15
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After starring in every single one of The Movie movies, you’ll be surprised to learn Carmen Electra isn’t sitting in a diamond mansion surrounded by a pile of Oscars. Instead, she’s making ends meet as a blackjack dealer at The Playboy Club in Vegas. When Carmen’s not dealing for the house, she poses for the [...]
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Dec
5
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O.J. Simpson just got slapped with 15 years in prison today for robbing a sports memorabilia collector in Vegas last year. The AP reports:
A broken O.J. Simpson has been sentenced to at least 15 years in prison for a Las Vegas hotel armed robbery by a judge who rejected his apology and said, “It was [...]
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Nov
17
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Comedian Wanda Sykes came out of the closet yesterday at a rally protesting Proposition 8 which banned gay marriage in California. The AP reports:
“You know, I don’t really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn’t feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living [...]
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Nov
10
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Denise Richards caught the LA show of Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour and found herself uplifted by the decaying figure pretending to play the guitar. Us Magazine reports:
“You feel lazy watching her because you gotta get off your butt and just work,” she told Usmagazine.com at club Tao’s three-year anniversary in Las Vegas over the [...]
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Nov
7
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Criss Angel and Holly Madison attended the Vegas
premiere of Repo! The Genetic Opera last night, and wait a goddamn minute. Ha! It all makes sense now:
Blonde with plastic
tits? Check.
Walking bag of douche? Check.
Retarded poses? Check.
Anyone else see what’s going on here? I’ve said some horrible shit on this site, but nothing will prepare [...]
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Nov
7
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Paris Hilton’s new movie Repo: The Genetic Opera finally premiered last night in Vegas, and seriously, I feel like I’ve been hearing about this thing since 1986. That said, what the hell is going on with her
face? Maybe it’s just a poor choice in make-up but, it’s evolving into something that ain’t quite pretty. [...]
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Nov
4
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Tila Tequila is apparently done with Courtenay Semel because she was spotted making out with Justin Long on Halloween. Okay, now I’m really confused. I thought Tila was bi-sexual not full-on lesbian. Page Six reports:
But on Halloween, the “Mac
Guy” hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were [...]
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Nov
3
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After die-hard Criss Angel fans walked out of a special preview of his Cirque Du Soleil show, you figured Mandouche the Magician would’ve made some changes for this past weekend’s grand opening. Nope. The LA Times reports:
If Criss Angel were blindfolded, straitjacketed, run over by a steamroller, locked in a steel box and dumped from [...]
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Oct
25
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Kim Kardashian celebrated her 28th birthday at Club LAX in Vegas last night. Her sisters were of course there, and can you believe Kourtney had the nerve to show up looking way hotter than Kim? I mean, wow, what a super-bitch. I remember one time my sister showed up to an event looking hotter than [...]
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Oct
24
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Tila Tequila hosted the grand opening of Tacos & Tequila in Vegas where she grabbed a bunch of boobs because she’s totally bi-sexual, you guys. I almost missed these pics, and who can blame me, when the person with the most “star power” in them is Carrot Top. I mean, shit, Criss Angel was even [...]
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Oct
6
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So this is what it feels like to see O.J. Simpson get convicted of
something. The Juice and his accomplice Clarence “C.J.” Stewart were both found guilty of robbery and kidnapping after they targeted a group of Las Vegas sports memorabilia collectors in Vegas. The AP reports:
Both Simpson, 61, and Stewart, 54, face mandatory minimum [...]
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Sep
30
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Audrina
Patridge hosted an event for Bombay Sapphire in Vegas over the weekend proving she’s the only pure and decent thing to come out of The Hills. Audrina grasps the concept that nobody wants to hear her
talk. Ever.
Not even if the sound of her voice is the antidote for cancer. Just smile, wear [...]
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Sep
30
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Criss Angel’s $85 million Cirque de Soleil show “Believe” opened in Vegas over the weekend, and what do you know? It TANKED. Audience members reportedly walked out of the theater and demanded their money back after witnessing an epic fail covered in douche sauce, according to the Las Vegas Review Journal:
“Everyone in the bathroom was [...]
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Sep
23
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Hugh Hefner is still knocking down rumors that Holly Madison ditched him for Criss Angel. Of course, it doesn’t help that Holly and Criss were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, but Hugh acknowledges there’s a transition in place, Us Magazine reports:
“She is still my
girlfriend,” he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. “Now [...]
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Sep
4
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Thanks to my
incredible ability to repress memories by
way of binge drinking, I had almost completely forgotten about Britney Spears’ performance/belly-dance at last year’s MTV Video Music Awards. But, once again, Britney will be
the opening act at this year’s VMAs. Before you pound your chest screaming “Why, God, WHY?!” MTV is making it [...]
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Sep
2
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Britney Spears
hit up Vegas over the holiday weekend and, Jesus, she
looks surprisingly awesome. I guess being deemed mentally unstable really does shed the pounds. Who knew? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to explain to my confused penis it’s not 2001 again. At ease, soldier!
Photos: INFdaily.com
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Aug
28
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In a shocking revelation that could only come out in the news vacuum before a holiday weekend (Diggin’ those Heidi Montag posts?), it appears Sarah Larson actually grew weary of The Clooney’s charm and cheated on him while they were dating, according to Page Six:
Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources [...]
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Aug
28
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Suge Knight was arrested yesterday morning after police caught him beating his girlfriend in a parking lot. Suge was holding a knife at the time and was also in possession of Ecstasy and hydrocodone when officers arrived. The AP reports:
“A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot, police get there fast, they see him [...]
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