Dec
22
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Okay, I get it, Pamela Anderson likes stuff spraying near her face; Makes her feel at home. But, Christ, woman, no wonder gas prices go through the roof. You’re topping off every parking lot in Malibu! That said, next time you hit the pump, remind me to park over your ankles with my gas tank [...]
Oct
23
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Do you enjoy porn and political satire? Of course, we all do. So, being the Pro-American that I am, I’ve included the first minute of the Who’s Nailin’ Paylin’? parody after the jump which was obviously shot on a way smaller budget than the real Sarah Palin’s $150K wardrobe allowance. In fact, I’m pretty sure [...]
Oct
10
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These are shots of supermodel Gisele Bundchen filming a music video for Black Cowboy yesterday. Kevin Connolly from Entourage directed the shoot which took place on Melrose Ave., and I gotta say, I have my concerns. I’m no expert, but this thing seems to be missing several key components for a successful music video: Nudity, [...]
Oct
2
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I don’t know how to say this, so I’m just going to come right out with it: I’m no longer harboring a secret crush towards you.
I’m sorry if I’ve just shattered your world as you know it. Really I am. And if it makes you feel any better, it’s not you (Or your terrible acting [...]
Sep
30
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Criss Angel’s $85 million Cirque de Soleil show “Believe” opened in Vegas over the weekend, and what do you know? It TANKED. Audience members reportedly walked out of the theater and demanded their money back after witnessing an epic fail covered in douche sauce, according to the Las Vegas Review Journal:
“Everyone in the bathroom was [...]
Sep
16
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Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray) recently made headlines when her family started a brawl in an airport lounge after their luggage was moved by the family of America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden. The incident landed Bianca’s mother in the hospital and Nikki’s father in jail. Bianca and Nikki are also facing assault charges and are [...]
Sep
5
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Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young’s novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. However, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten’s acting. I mean, what the hell does he know about her character besides, I dunno, everything? DigitalSpy reports:
“[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer [...]
Sep
5
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Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young’s novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. However, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten’s acting. I mean, what the hell does he know about her character besides, I dunno, everything? DigitalSpy reports:
“[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer [...]
Sep
5
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Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young’s novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. However, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten’s acting. I mean, what the hell does he know about her character besides, I dunno, everything? DigitalSpy reports:
“[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer [...]
Sep
4
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It turns out Lynne Spears did not send Bristol Palin $60 pink burpcloths on behalf of Jamie Lynn. I don’t see why Lynne bothered denying the report because even a cynical bastard like myself thought it was a nice gesture. Until I remembered I have a penis then went around punching everyone within eyesight in [...]
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