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Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes have broken up, according to Celebuzz:
The reported two-year relationship between the musicians came to an end this week despite the pair spending Christmas downtime on the beach, reading and drinking on the sand.
“It’s a hardship, but she’s regrouping,” a source tells Celebuzz. The [...]
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Jan
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Britney Spears’ brother Bryan married Jamie Lynn Spears’ manager on New Year’s Eve in an event that family members described as “Not quite incest. But close enough.” People reports:
“It was beautiful,” a source tells PEOPLE about the elder Spears’s wedding to Graciella Sanchez, 36, longtime manager of little sister Jamie Lynn. “It was only close [...]
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Jan
2
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Good news, everybody, Charles Barkley’s DUI arrest was for a worthy cause. He wanted to get some head. Finally, a drunk driving story with a happy ending. Well, almost a happy ending. The Smoking
Gun reports:
Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up [...]
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Dec
31
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Matt Dillon was busted last night for driving 106 mph in Vermont. The posted speed limit was 65, according to the AP.
When will the universe stop crapping on this guy? First, he loses Cameron Diaz. Then his brother Kevin becomes the big star of the family. And now he gets arrested in Vermont after slathering [...]
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Dec
31
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After dominating
the Christmas box office, Jennifer Aniston is spending New Year’s Eve with
the most important person in her life right now: Courteney Cox Arquette. Yup, Jen is staying in Los Cabos with
the family of her old Friends co-star (OMG! They really were best friends!) while John Mayer is quarantined to a separate [...]
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Dec
30
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An Oscar contender for his starring role in The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke reportedly sent a text message to a Hollywood insider trashing Sean Penn’s acting in Milk and called him a homophobe, according to The Daily Beast:
On December 28, a Los Angeles
entertainment honcho shared a text message with me that Rourke had sent him: [...]
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Dec
30
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Angelina Jolie has been advised by doctors to put down the uterus. After her last two pregnancies ended with complications, she’d be facing significant health risks with another baby. OK! Magazine reports:
“Her previous pregnancies ended with emergency caesarian secions,” an insider tells OK!. “She’s been told that, at the least, she should not get pregnant [...]
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Dec
29
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Apparently, when you star on a reality TV series that has you cruising for male companionship and you look like you spend more time than RuPaul in front of the mirror before leaving the house, certain misperceptions can develop among the general public. (The world can be so cruel.) Brody Jenner knows this (but, to [...]
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Dec
24
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In an effort to promote his new book where he claims autistic kids are really just stupid and lazy, Denis Leary sat down for the folks at Funny or Die and agreed to talk about every movie he’s ever made. Denis dishes out some great anecdotes about Wesley Snipes, Sylvester Stallone and Emilio Estevez who [...]
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Dec
24
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In an effort to promote his new book where he claims autistic kids are really just stupid and lazy, Denis Leary sat down for the folks at Funny or Die and agreed to talk about every movie he’s ever made. Denis dishes out some great anecdotes about Wesley Snipes, Sylvester Stallone and Emilio Estevez who [...]
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Dec
24
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Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log on her MySpace today. Turns out her dad Michael Lohan fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley Kaufman from this summer’s epic “Lohan Love Child” saga, but Christ, I hope so. Otherwise, that means more there’s [...]
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Dec
24
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Like any rational man if placed in the same predicament, Lance Armstrong figured “Hey, one nut, no condom.” I don’t even know where to start with how much sense that makes. Except it turns out God hates Lance Armstrong because he was left with the virile one causing him to knock up girlfriend Anna Hansen. [...]
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Dec
23
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Scarlett Johansson has mucus-y
gold coming out her
face. She recently auctioned off a used tissue that she blew her nose into on The Tonight Show and some sucker paid $5,300 for it. And by sucker I of course mean serial killer. BBC News reports:
Johansson blew her nose twice, leaving some lipstick and mucus behind, [...]
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Dec
23
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Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin have started openly feuding on the set of 30 Rock. In related news, I just settled a bet with myself to see if I could post the most boring gossip item ever. I win! [Star]
- Heidi & Spencer’s now admittedly fake courthouse wedding was an elaborate ploy to [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that
shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
22
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In a sad commentary on society as a whole, probably the most pervasive news item today has to be Twilight star Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. Here he is, obviously in character as any grunge guitar player from 1992 - 1996, no longer looking like he just rolled out of bed then had two bong hits [...]
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Dec
22
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Realizing no one outside of the free clinic will touch them, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have started having sleepovers together, according to NY Daily News:
“They are completely still hooking up,” one source tells us, adding, “They aren’t exclusive, but they are still spending nights at each other’s houses.” Agrees a Hilton pal, “They speak [...]
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Dec
20
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Lisa Rinna, in an obvious effort to make my nightmares come to life, is posing nude for
Playboy again, according to E! Online:
The TV Guide Network correspondent and former Dancing With the Stars contestant has more or less confirmed rumors—well, she’s certainly not doing anything to squelch them—that she’s planning to pose nude for
Playboy.
“I’m [...]
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