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Dusted off an old feature today just for the hell of it. Think of it like a delicious pizza with all your favorite toppings – provided you enjoy the taste of Amy Winehouse slathered in Aniston sauce. Bon appetit: - Britney Spears‘ cousin Alli Sims says Britney isn’t fit to tour. But still fit to buy [...]

Jun

20

Alli Sims in a bikini proves Spears’ gene is a cruel mistress

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When the report came in, I refused to believe another one of these.. these BEASTS existed. But the boys in the lab confirmed its existence and suggested the two might possibly be related. Cousins even. What kind of sick bastard are you, God? Like its “relative,” we discovered this one on the beach just in [...]