Jan
14
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Victoria Beckham scored a multi-million deal with Armani late last year and these are the first ads from her campaign. I call this one “Tom Cruise Stops By the Beckham House at an Inopportune Time. Flips the Fuck Out.” I don’t know how that’ll sell clothes, but what do I know? Besides everything.
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Jan
13
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Whitney Port has taken to her blog to apologize for the nipple viewage above while she’s on vacation in South Beach:
“Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren’t the most discreet and I’m sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the [...]
Dec
28
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Daniel Craig: Sexy Double 0 agent or Sloth from Goonies? Wait. Why not both?
*picks up phone*
Hello, Hollywood? I’ve done it again. No, trust me, this one’s way better than “Martin Luther King, Jr: Kickboxes a Guy from the Future.” Sort of.
Photos: Flynet
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Dec
20
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You’d think bikini pictures of Alicia Keys would be all kinds of crazy hot with maybe some sexy piano-playing thrown in for good measure. Turns out you, and most importantly me, would be horribly mistaken. Here’s Alicia at a hotel pool in Australia just chowing down, checking her Blackberry and generally being the exact opposite [...]
Dec
9
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Turns out Tila Tequila has found a way to transcribe her shrill leprechaun speak into words. These are shots of Tila at a Manhattan Barnes & Noble to sign/read her opus Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party. From Amazon:
The ways to celebrity [...]
Dec
8
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Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes attended the Berlin premiere of The Spirit with Samuel L. Jackson and director Frank Miller last nigh,t and you’d think the two ladies who play sexy villains in the movie would schnazz it up a bit. Instead, Eva looks like she’s about to swap recipes in the latest issue of [...]
Dec
5
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Cindy Crawford got wasted at George Clooney’s house in London last night where he was throwing a charity event for the victims of Darfur. And you know what will totally make those fuckers feel better? Cindy Crawford knocking back Jell-O shots in a see-through top. Whoo! Charity! GET SOME!
NOTE: Seriously, are George Clooney and Brad [...]
Dec
2
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Brad Pitt sat down for an interview this morning in New Orleans with The Today Show’s Ann Curry (Video after the jump). He’s currently in the 9th Ward building affordable solar-powered houses for Hurricane Katrina victims. But that shit’s for suckers; Let’s talk about those Brangelina babies! Here’s some excerpts of the interviews including a [...]
Dec
1
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Geri Halliwell/Ginger Spice had a slight wardrobe malfunction yesterday on the red carpet and, hey, these things happens. Except this was at the Children’s BAFTA ceremony in London where Geri apparently felt the need to go commando. I guess she likes to feel sexy around a roomful of kids. Interesting…
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Nov
29
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Pink debuted her latest video “Sober,” and before you guys flat line on me from reading those words, she has sexy sex with herself in it. Yup. In a ham-fisted allusion to masturbation, Pink drunkenly gets it on with a scantily-clad clone of herself while some other shit happens that probably makes sense to heroin [...]
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