Dec
12
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Denise Richards is painfully aware her acting career is about to be put out of its misery. As a mother (”Have you seen my kids? Look at my kids. LOOK AT THEM!”) she’s panicking over what to do about her cash flow once E! cans her reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. But, in a [...]
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Dec
10
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Mark Ruffalo’s brother Scott reportedly died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. The two suspects in the case, Brian Scofield and Shaha Mishaal Adham, were cleared by police after presenting evidence that Scott Ruffalo was playing Russian Roulette on Dec. 1, according to Adham’s attorney Ronald Richards. The AP reports:
“This was an accidental shooting by someone [...]
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Nov
10
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Denise Richards caught the LA show of Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour and found herself uplifted by the decaying figure pretending to play the guitar. Us Magazine reports:
“You feel lazy watching her because you
gotta get off your butt and just work,” she told Usmagazine.com at club Tao’s three-year anniversary in Las Vegas over the [...]
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Sep
29
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Heather Locklear was arrested by the California Highway Patrol for suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance. She was picked up in Montecito after someone called 911 to report an erratic driver. The LA Times reports:
Locklear showed bizarre behavior, driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and [...]
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Sep
26
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Chris Kattan’s ex-wife Sunshine Tutt is walking away with a bundle of cash after just two months of marriage, according to TMZ:
Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would’ve given Tutt less that 10 grand — but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a low six-figure sum.
Tutt’s lawyer, Ronald Richards, told us: “My client [...]
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Jul
3
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Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will undoubtedly make me pay random strangers to throw an axe at my face. It’s basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will address such topics as the paparazzi, career management and, most importantly, girl talk! At last, a show that tackles battling herpes while [...]
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Jun
12
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Previously - Well, my first season recapping Top Chef is coming to a close. I was kinda bored for the most part. There’s not much you can do over a burner. In a surprise move, the judges kept Lisa. Man, do the viewers
hate that chick. Well, she does act like an ass most of [...]
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Jun
10
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Previously - Denise called a reporter for People a “c*nt” which was phenomenal. She also sat down with Redbook to “set the record straight” (which is a phrase I’m starting to hate as much as “baby bump”). In the interview, she admitted that she’s basically a husband-stealing hooker.
Denise’s
house. She’s getting her ass sprayed again. [...]
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Jun
9
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag recently hung out with the ever charismatic
Audrina Patridge at the Heroes Celebrity Carnival benefiting the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation.
Poor Barney here is a dinosaur sandwich trapped in between two pieces of idiot. I’m pretty sure that Barney, although friendly, is a Tyrannosaurus Rex and really could have made [...]
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Jun
9
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So here’s a clip of Denise Richards getting a spray tan and talking about how her body needs some work but how it’s made her a few millions. Meanwhile the spray tanner, who if it was a dude would have the greatest job in the world, acts as an ego booster complimenting it. Anyway, the [...]
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Jun
5
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Previously - Denise Richards lives with her recently widowed father, and her two daughter by Charlie Sheen. She has two assistants, and a variety of animals on her property - including some horny pigs. No, actual horny pigs, not Denise. Denise isn’t shy about her craving for hard penis and the bad boys that her [...]
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Jun
4
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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller (above on their honeymoon) wed over the weekend and Charlie’s calling this his “first real marriage.” He spoke to OK! Magazine and said he’s done talking about Denise Richards - forever. Then, naturally, he spent the next hour bitching about her. For your reading pleasure, the rantings of Charlie Sheen:
He [...]
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Jun
3
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Yeah, I know I said this column was moving to Wednesday but the friggin’ Denise Richards show didn’t tape on my DVR and her recap is supposed to be taking over this space. Either my DVR has an attitude problem, or the boyfriend doesn’t understand the importance of me following every aspect of that tramp’s [...]
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Jun
1
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Here’s a whole SLEW of celebs who showed up to The Butterfly Ball event last night. The Ball supports an organization called Chrysalis which provides jobs for homeless men and women. None of whom were in attendance last night.
“We love it, and we really believe in it,” Demi told the press. And we believe [...]
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Jun
1
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Here’s a whole SLEW of celebs who showed up to The Butterfly Ball event last night. The Ball supports an organization called Chrysalis which provides jobs for homeless men and women. None of whom were in attendance last night.
“We
love it, and we really believe in it,” Demi told the press. And we believe [...]
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May
31
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Charlie Sheen tied the knot with real estate investor Brooke Mueller last night in a small ceremony at a private estate in Los Angeles. His ex-wife and current reality tv…star(?) Denise Richards told the Valentine in the Morning radio show yesterday that she would be sending a gift. I hope his ass had bomb-sniffing [...]
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May
30
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Charlie Sheen is reportedly getting hitched this evening to his fiancee Brooke Mueller.
Denise RIchards has already gotten her camera crew on hand outside of the church to film her starting a fistfight with Sheen. Don’t even doubt it, she seriously needs something to liven up that boring-ass show of hers. The pig-f*cking wasn’t doing [...]
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May
29
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Denise Richards. What do we know about her? She played a nuclear physicist named Christmas in a Bond movie. Chortle. She splashed her titties in champagne while making out with Neve Campbell in Wild Things. Oh, and don’t forget her best movie - Drop
Dead Gorgeous. That’s the one where she dueted with a wooden [...]
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May
23
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INFDaily
Hah, it’s funny because it sounds like “seamen” and she’s all sailor-like….I’ll stop. The war between gold-digging sluttypants Denise RIchards and pervy freak-a-leek Charlie Sheen is full on. She must be paying him to write her nasty e-mails so she can publicize her upcoming reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Pathetic.
Denise was in NYC promoting [...]
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May
23
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Denise Richards is taking advantage of the news vacuum created by the 3-Day Weekend and opening her mouth to anyone in the press that will listen. This time around, it’s Page Six who has the scoop on Charlie Sheen’s sperm:
Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: “I
don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I [...]
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