Feb
16
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I don’t really know what to say here except I’m sorry, and don’t worry, that baby will grow back. NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions – with a hint of bacon. Photos: Pacific Coast News… …read full story
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Feb
14
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Man, how do these fancy celebrities always manage to look so sophisticated and elegant? Sweats, little kid sunglasses, and giant curlers in her hair? I bet she gets mistaken for a princess all the time. Photos: WENN… …read full story
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Feb
13
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Meet Katrina Darrell the heroic young lady who auditioned for American Idol wearing a bikini. – - She lost. Excuse me while I make a phone call. “Hello, Bin Laden? Mission accomplished. No, seriously, SWISH. Nailed it.” Photos: Pacific… …read full story
SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Katrina Darrell should’ve won American Idol. All of them.", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/02/13/katrina-darrell-shouldve-won-american-idol-all-of-them/" [...]
Feb
12
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I don’t know what’s more damaging to Snoop Dogg’s career: These photos of him with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt for his new show Dogg After Dark. Or finding out he’s secretly a white plantation owner with slaves. I’m… …read full story
SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Snoop Dogg just lost his street cred. All of it.", url: [...]
Feb
9
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Because the apocalypse is at hand, Courtney Love was named “Woman of the Year” at the 2009 Elle Style Awards this weekend. Apparently, looking like a slowly-melting version of Madonna on heroin is this year’s black. Who knew? Photos:… …read full story
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Feb
9
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There are exactly two possible moves Jessica Simpson could’ve made to draw attention to her weight: 1. Deliberately invited comparisons between her body now and when she played Daisy Duke. 2. Ate a small child. After seeing these photos,… …read full story
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Feb
8
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I’m not even going to lie about why I posted these pics of Katy Perry at the 2009 Pre-Grammy Gala & Salute last night; I love music. Photos: Getty… …read full story
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Feb
5
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As evidenced by these photos of her with no make-up on at Dallas airport last night, the paparazzi have pursued Jessica Simpson to no end ever since she publicly exhibited poor skills in wardrobe choice and physical fitness. And,… …read full story
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Jan
28
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Ashlee Simpson took to her blog to defend Jessica Simpson’s honor which I assumed got mistaken for a Ho-Ho because I’m a terrible person:
I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find [...]
Jan
28
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Generally, I regard PETA as a bunch of insane hippies who have a knack for making celebs get naked therefore earning my respect as long as they don’t stop me from eating chicken wings. Well, this time they’ve outdone themselves, and apparently, a little too far. Above is a NSFW ad they hoped to run [...]
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