Jan
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Good news, everybody, Charles Barkley’s DUI arrest was for a worthy cause. He wanted to get some head. Finally, a drunk driving story with a happy ending. Well, almost a happy ending. The Smoking Gun reports:
Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up [...]
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Dec
30
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Sarah Palin’s unwed teenage
daughter Bristol Palin gave birth to a baby boy Saturday, according to People:
“We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. “The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.”
The baby’s name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he [...]
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Dec
29
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Hey, let’s inject relationship drama into the high-stakes world of box office projections. Oh boy! Jennifer Aniston’s Marley & Me opened on Christmas day against her ex-husband Brad Pitt’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. In spite of all logic and reason, Jennifer’s movie actually had the top B.O. for Jesus’ birthday and went on [...]
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Dec
18
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Jeremy Piven has ditched his role in the David Mamet Broadway play “Speed-the-Plow” claiming he’s been stricken ill by mercury from eating too much sushi. I have no frickin’ clue, but I’m sure David Mamet will regale with us with a zinger fueled by having 300 ticketgoers demand refunds yesterday alone. The New York Post [...]
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Dec
18
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A light snack of news:
- Kate Walsh’s
marriage was reportedly ruined by her attraction for Private Practice co-star David Sutcliffe. Because what’s a divorce if not a blunt tool for some sweet publicity. Am I right? I’m right. [Star]
- Donald Trump is a chronic re-gifter, according to his son. There really is nothing worse than [...]
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Dec
15
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Nuggets of journalistic gold:
- Megan Hauserman (above) is pressing charges against Sharon Osbourne after being attacked during the Rock of Love: Charm
School reunion last night. Somebody in VH1’s marketing department just got a raise. [TMZ]
- Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore tried to duck out of a cancer benefit early by slipping out the back [...]
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Dec
15
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Nuggets of journalistic gold:
- Megan Hauserman (above) is pressing charges against Sharon Osbourne after being attacked during the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion last night. Somebody in VH1’s marketing department just got a raise. [TMZ]
- Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore tried to duck out of a cancer benefit early by slipping out the back [...]
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Dec
15
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Brody Jenner isn’t afraid to get deep on his
upcoming MTV reality show Bromance. The show features contestants competing in a frat house for a chance to become Brody’s new best friend. So, basically, think
Paris Hilton’s BFF show but way less interesting - if that’s even possible. Anyway, here’s Brody talking about the show [...]
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Dec
12
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In regards to that headline:
- Hugh Jackman is hosting the Oscars. In related news, Sony to unveil its new line of straddle-friendly flatscreens. [AP]
- Miley Cyrus gets her mom’s old Porsche. Somehow this is the most prevalent news item of the day, and I really wish I was joking. [OK! Magazine]
- John Stamos failed to [...]
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Dec
12
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Pete Wentz is shooting down rumors that he and Ashlee Simpson will be selling baby photos of Bronx Mowgli to the highest bidder. On his blog A Homeboy’s Life, Pete discusses their rationale for not selling photos before slipping into the usual “
God, it’s so tough being famous” diatribe:
About baby pics gossip: truth is like [...]
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Dec
11
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Britney Spears recorded a holiday greeting for her website, and it also stars Jayden James and Sean Preston. Of course, half of Sean’s face is cut off because market research shows he’s not a successful driver in the fourth quarter. Maybe if he’d stayed tiny and cute like his brother, we wouldn’t have this problem, [...]
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Dec
10
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Other happenings in the world:
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are trying “really hard” to have another set of twins. Someone needs to stop letting these two watch TLC before you can’t get the paper without tripping over their kids. Dammit, Maddox, my azaleas! [Star]
- Jessica Biel plays a stripper in an
upcoming movie. Like [...]
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Dec
5
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Seen here at the Grammy nominations concert, Christina Aguilera reveals in the latest issue of OK! Magazine that she’s ready to have a second baby. Apparently, Max Liron is “amazing” which everyone knows is Mommy code for “God, this kid is boring. Let’s try again and hope it’s a tail-baby!”:
Any plans for a sibling for [...]
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Dec
4
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These are shots from Heidi Montag’s “honeymoon” in Cabo San Lucas where her mom claims she was drugged out of her mind. Does this like a woman who’s not sure what she’s doing? Not in my book. Clearly, this is someone who’s willing to perform a variety services in exchange for cash. As long as [...]
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Dec
4
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A freakishly tan Kate Winslet attended the New York premiere of her film The Reader last night, and as you can tell, she’s vigorously preparing for a starring role in Barbie’s Mom. I dunno about you guys, but I always thought Skipper was the hot one. Which probably has you thinking “Wow. How can [...]
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Dec
4
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Jamie Lynn Spears is ready to sue some asses over reports that she had liposuction performed while pregnant, according to TMZ:
We’re told the story is “100% NOT true” — that Jamie Lynn has never had lipo and would “never in her life” do anything like it.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and [...]
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Dec
4
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Chins McJugs’ mother Darlene is throwing a hissy fit in the pages of Us Weekly and claims Spencer Pratt drugged Heidi which caused her to elope. Darlene gives the marriage six months and, God willing, will turn her anger into premeditated murder:
“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi,” Darlene Egelhoff, 46, told Us [...]
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Nov
26
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There’s been something missing from Whitney Houston’s life since her 2007 divorce from Bobby Brown. Namely, someone who’ll cuddle with at night, pack and light her crack pipe, and cure her constipation by digging around in her butt with his fingers. But those dark, lonely days may be coming to an end.
The Chicago Sun-Times [...]
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Nov
25
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What you’re looking at is security tape footage of Lindsay Lohan at a Washington D.C.
club where Samantha Ronson recently DJ’ed. Highlights include: Recovering alcoholic Lindsay pouring herself vodka and Red Bulls; some lesbian making out (Or heterosexual. Who knows?); more making out which is obviously interrupting Lindsay’s texting, Gawd; and, finally, like every single [...]
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Nov
24
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With Thanksgiving in a few days, one can’t help but focus on the things that really matter in life. Like gathering a volatile collection of relatives under the same roof and watching the crazy explode like an overcooked burrito in the microwave. People reports:
Heather Locklear and ex-husband Richie Sambora are embracing the spirit of Thanksgiving [...]
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