Feb
16
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Lindsay Lohan helped designer Matthew Williamson open his New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. Because nothing attracts customers like an anorexic fake lesbian with large breasts. “Maybe she’ll keel over and die …read full story
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Feb
10
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John Mayer is a multimillion dollar recording artist, so you figure he’d get Jennifer Aniston something insane for her 40th birthday tomorrow. Like a robot butler. Turns out he’s unbelievably cheap and wrote her a song. Whee. People reports:… …read full story
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Feb
8
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Tony the Tiger may be a child-molesting NARC (Why’s he always at kids sports game?), but Jared and the folks at Subway understand that sometimes Americans get drunk and say “Yeah, I’ll hit that.” They’re standing behind gold-medalist Michael… …read full story
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Feb
2
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If I may take off my jokester hat for a minute, as someone who watched the tragedy surrounding Jennifer Hudson pour across my daily tabloid reads I couldn’t help but feel inspired by her performance of the National Anthem… …read full story
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Feb
2
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Britney Spears’ pending US tour in March may hit the shitter thanks to Kevin Federline’s lawyers. Britney, Kevin and Jamie Spears hashed out a deal where Britney would have three bases in New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles… …read full story
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Jan
27
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The past week Lindsay Lohan has been just a line of coke away from becoming a real live Jack Skellington, but worry no more, folks. Her rep says Lindsay has eaten two full meals. At some point. Probably spaced days apart. Page Six reports:
Responding to rumors we heard that Lohan is “surviving on candy and [...]
Jan
26
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Here’s a video of John Mayer giving himself a motivational pep talk that he made for TMZ. I don’t know if this is supposed to be funny, or convince me John Mayer eats human flesh. But nice Benjamin Button reference though. Because comparing yourself to Brad Pitt in a crazy meta online video is so [...]
Jan
26
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Ever since Britney Spears announced her new single would be “If U Seek Amy,” radio stations have panicked because of the title’s double entendre that I spent way too much time I’ll never get back trying to figure out. NY Daily News reports:
As for “Amy,” it’s hardly an accident that if you say the title [...]
Jan
26
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Jennifer Aniston has been asked to present an award at the Oscars, and she’s being encouraged by John Mayer to go. She’s also banking on the success of her next movie He’s Just Not That Into You to be number one that weekend, so she can steal the spotlight from nominees Brad Pitt and Angelina [...]
Jan
21
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Seen here looking pissed because they had bring dumb ol’ Sean with them to FAO Schwartz over the holidays, Britney Spears has reportedly landed a $14 million deal to write her autobiography, according to the Daily Mirror:
Our source reveals: “There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she’s never agreed to pen her [...]
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