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Britney Spears’ brother Bryan married Jamie Lynn Spears’ manager on New Year’s Eve in an event that family members described as “Not quite incest. But close enough.” People reports:
“It was beautiful,” a source tells PEOPLE about the elder Spears’s wedding to Graciella Sanchez, 36, longtime manager of little sister Jamie Lynn. “It was only close [...]
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Dec
30
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Tony Romo asked for Jessica Simpson after collapsing in the Cowboys shower room from popped cartilage in his ribs. TMZ reports:
As if totally choking in the biggest game of the season weren’t bad enough, Tony Romo had to have Jessica “Yoko” Simpson rush to his side to help him with a little popped-out cartilage.
In Tony [...]
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Dec
29
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With her breasts set to “Surprisingly exist then confuse,” Paris Hilton took her
new BFF Brittany Flickinger shopping in Melbourne, Australia yesterday. So, how long do you think this whole BFF thing will last? I mean, I understand Paris is contractually obligated by MTV to be spotted everywhere with Brittany, but there’s no way this [...]
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Dec
29
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Tom Cruise sat down for an interview with The Sun where he revealed his plans to use Katie Holmes like some sort of baby pump. I mean, c’mon, he didn’t kill her acting
career for nothing. That’d be kind of a dick move, don’t you think? Anyway, here are the ramblings of a man trying [...]
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Dec
24
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Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log on her MySpace today. Turns out her dad Michael Lohan fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on
Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley Kaufman from this summer’s epic “Lohan Love Child” saga, but Christ, I hope so. Otherwise, that means more there’s [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his
little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie
Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie
Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
21
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Here’s somebody I had completely forgotten about: Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour. Back in the
day, Stephanie was up there with the likes of Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer, and she was one of the original Victoria’s Secret Angel. You might also remember her as Axl Rose’s girlfriend who he beat the shit out of then [...]
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Dec
18
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As a devout Esquire subscriber, I can’t even describe my shock and horror to find out that Paris Hilton has infiltrated my favorite column “What I’ve Learned.” It’s akin to receiving a bitchin’ flatscreen for Christmas then finding out it only shows high-def videos of your parents doing it. Anyway, here are some highlights of [...]
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Dec
17
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Jennifer Lopez might be looking at a fourth marriage. Things aren’t going well with Marc Anthony and not just because he looks like Skeletor’s Latino cousin: Bones Gonzalez. Turns out he’s a bit of a control freak and doesn’t help out with their twin babies. Us Weekly reports:
“He’s very, very controlling of her,” a close [...]
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Dec
16
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Katie Holmes spared some time for the low-key Christmas party in her apartment building’s lobby over the weekend, according to Page Six:
“She was very nice, even though she always has the bodyguard with her,” said our spy. “She only stayed for about two minutes to make small talk with some of her neighbors on the [...]
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Dec
16
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Lindsay Lohan dedicated the following blog post to her
man-thing lover Samantha Ronson this morning
this is for samantha ronson
here you go baby hahahahahahaahaha
everyone should watch it late night!
i know “i’m so embaressing”
xox
L
Currently watching :
Without a Trace - The First & Second Complete Seasons
Release date: By 2007-03-13
So, basically, something gross happened last night in the [...]
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Dec
16
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A recently bleached
Britney Spears performed in Japan and took some time to soak up the culture. Her key take-away? “They drive little cars”:
Britney seems to be having a great time on her trip and says, “I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute!”
While I can finally sleep at night knowing [...]
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Dec
13
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Lady GaGa performed at the Z100 Jingle Bells Concert last night, and up until today, I had successfully never heard a single drop of this chick’s music. While trying to determine if she’s Christina Aguilera’s transsexual little sister, I stumbled upon Lady Gaga’s video for “Poker Face.” Then, like a child touching a hot stove, [...]
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Dec
12
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Denise Richards is painfully aware her acting career is about to be put out of its misery. As a mother (”Have you seen my kids? Look at my kids. LOOK AT THEM!”) she’s panicking over what to do about her cash flow once E! cans her reality show
Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. But, in a [...]
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Dec
11
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As the world turns:
- Scarlett Johansson hosts gala event for Nobel Peace Prize winner. Because nothing brings legitimacy to an organization like a woman who dips her teeth in gold as gifts. Good
game, Nobel. [CNN Europe]
- Heath Ledger nominated for posthumous Golden Globe. Meanwhile, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie forced to settle for lame [...]
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Dec
10
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Alright, ladies, there’s been an abundance of strippers today, so here’s two men who went out and engaged in completely opposite activities last night:
David Beckham bungee jumped in New Zealand while Josh Hartnett went to The Groucho Club in London. Which one floats your boat and the mythical little man who “allegedly” lives there.
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Dec
10
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Britney Spears’ latest CD “Circus” is the No. 1 album after selling half a million copies last week, according to the AP:
The singer’s comeback CD — actually, make that her second comeback CD — will top the album charts next week, according to her label, Jive. Though Nielsen SoundScan does not release its official figures [...]
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Dec
10
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The South Dakota man who put a beer bottle into Vinnie Jones’ face last week will not be facing criminal charges, according to TMZ:
Prosecutors have dismissed three counts of aggravated assault against 24-
year-old Jesse Bickett, after he turned the actor’s face into a mangled mess of blood and glass last week.
Minnehaha County State’s attorney Dave [...]
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