Jan
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Good news, everybody, Charles Barkley’s DUI arrest was for a worthy cause. He wanted to get some head. Finally, a drunk driving story with a happy ending. Well, almost a happy ending. The Smoking Gun reports:
Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up [...]
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Dec
31
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After dominating the Christmas box office, Jennifer Aniston is spending New Year’s Eve with the most important person in her life right now: Courteney Cox Arquette. Yup, Jen is staying in Los Cabos with the
family of her old Friends co-star (OMG! They really were best friends!) while John Mayer is quarantined to a separate [...]
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Dec
30
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An Oscar contender for his starring role in The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke reportedly sent a text message to a Hollywood insider trashing Sean Penn’s acting in Milk and called him a homophobe, according to The Daily Beast:
On December 28, a Los Angeles entertainment honcho shared a text message with me that Rourke had sent him: [...]
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Dec
30
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India is abuzz with rumors that Britney Spears is dating her “Womanizer” choreographer Sandip Soparrkar, according to Associated Content:
What does Britney Spears have to say about a budding romance with the hot choreographer Sandip Soparrkar? In true celebrity fashion, she says everything and nothing all at once: “Sandip is a very handsome man.” Soparrkar himself [...]
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Dec
29
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- Jennifer Lopez, despite rumors to the contrary, is not getting a divorce, according to her
rep. Oh, well, if her
rep says so, then it must be true. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get one of these
rep people to tell a child support judge I’ve been sterile my entire life. [...]
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Dec
28
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Ashlee
Simpson and Pete Wentz unveiled their future axe-murder Bronx Mowgli Wentz in a holiday card on their website Friends or Enemies.com. This only further proves my theory that Ashlee
Simpson is dead. I mean, talk about classic textbook murder. If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a thousand times:
Boy meets Girl.
Boy wants baby [...]
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Dec
24
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Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log on her MySpace today. Turns out her dad Michael Lohan fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley Kaufman from this summer’s epic “Lohan Love Child” saga, but Christ, I hope so. Otherwise, that means more there’s [...]
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Dec
24
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After openly describing his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and not getting kicked out of the house, Pete Wentz has switched tactics and is now talking about her breast milk. And his drinking of said milk. You read that. NY Daily News reports:
Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
20
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Lisa Rinna, in an obvious effort to make my nightmares come to life, is posing nude for Playboy again, according to E! Online:
The TV Guide Network correspondent and former Dancing With the Stars contestant has more or less confirmed rumors—well, she’s certainly not doing anything to squelch them—that she’s planning to pose nude for Playboy.
“I’m [...]
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Dec
19
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- Madonna wants to adopt another child despite her divorce from Guy Ritchie. With a full schedule of touring on her plate, sources say she’s going the old-fashioned route: Bear traps and lollipops. [
Star]
- Jeremy Piven tried to say he had mono before switching to his sushi-induced mercury poisoning excuse for bailing on Broadway play. [...]
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Dec
18
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As a devout Esquire subscriber, I can’t even describe my shock and horror to find out that Paris Hilton has infiltrated my favorite column “What I’ve Learned.” It’s akin to receiving a bitchin’ flatscreen for Christmas then finding out it only shows high-def videos of your parents doing it. Anyway, here are some highlights of [...]
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Dec
18
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Jeremy Piven has ditched his role in the David Mamet Broadway
play “Speed-the-Plow” claiming he’s been stricken ill by mercury from eating too much sushi. I have no frickin’ clue, but I’m sure David Mamet will regale with us with a zinger fueled by having 300 ticketgoers demand refunds yesterday alone. The New York Post [...]
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Dec
18
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Mark Ruffalo’s brother Scott did NOT die playing Russian Roulette. According to a statement from the Los Angeles County Coroner’s, his death is being ruled a homicide. The AP reports:
Coroner’s
spokesman Craig Harvey says an autopsy determined that someone shot 39-year-old Scott M. Ruffalo in the head. He was found with a gunshot wound early [...]
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Dec
17
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Jennifer Lopez might be looking at a fourth
marriage. Things aren’t going well with Marc Anthony and not just because he looks like Skeletor’s Latino cousin: Bones Gonzalez. Turns out he’s a bit of a control freak and doesn’t help out with their twin babies. Us Weekly reports:
“He’s very, very controlling of her,” a close [...]
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Dec
16
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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden both attended the grand opening of the Dolce & Gabanna boutique on Robertson Boulevard last night. He arrived with Joel Madden and Nicole Richie who ignored Paris, but Benji went over and the two reportedly slipped off to a private corner, according to E! Online:
The usually photo-happy heiress waved off [...]
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Dec
16
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Pete Wentz must want a divorce. The Fall Out Boy bassist spent the morning talking candidly with Howard Stern about his sex life with
Ashlee Simpson and basically stopped short of drawing an exact diagram of her vulva. Here are the highlights via E! Online:
On her post-baby body:
And
Ashlee probably didn’t want him telling everyone [...]
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Dec
16
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This
stuff might’ve happened:
- Anthony Kiedis has a close call with kidney failure. He knew things were bleak when the Olsen twins kept hanging around. They’re like vultures, but for junkies. [NY Daily News]
- Tom Cruise hopes Suri pursues acting. Someone’s gotta start making money in that house. E-Meters don’t grow on trees you know. [...]
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