Dec
30
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Eva Longoria Parker hates cheaters and has no qualms about going private
eye on their asses, according to NY Daily News:
If she discovered a pal’s man was unfaithful, “(I’d) tell her,” the Desperate Housewife declares in Glamour magazine’s February Man issue, adding that she’d even resort to sneaky tactics to expose the guy.
“I would probably [...]
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Dec
17
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Tales of derring-do:
- Lindsay Lohan’s crazed stalker was arrested last night after “lunging at her” at an Arizona nightclub. Finally, someone’s put Samantha Ronson behind bars before she lesbianizes another fading actress. [E! Online]
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck learns that whining will get you an invite to the Bush’s White
House Christmas Party. I actually don’t blame [...]
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Dec
12
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In regards to that headline:
- Hugh Jackman is hosting the Oscars. In related news, Sony to unveil its new line of straddle-friendly flatscreens. [AP]
- Miley Cyrus gets her mom’s old Porsche. Somehow this is the most prevalent news item of the day, and I really wish I was joking. [OK! Magazine]
- John Stamos failed to [...]
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Dec
10
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Britney Spears’ latest CD “Circus” is the No. 1 album after selling half a million copies last week, according to the AP:
The singer’s comeback CD — actually, make that her second comeback CD — will top the album charts next week, according to her label, Jive. Though Nielsen SoundScan does not release its official figures [...]
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Dec
6
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Because it’s Saturday, here’s pictures of Christina Aguilera’s giant breasts launching her new perfume “Inspire” at Macy’s in Glendale, Calif. last night. Christ, it seems like everybody has their own fragrance these days - and I want some of that action. Debuting exclusively on this site through an incredible offer, I present to you my [...]
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Dec
2
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Britney Spears turned 27 today and celebrated the occasion with a concert on Good Morning America. Her new CD Circus also launched today, and she performed the title track under a big top tent in front of an assload of fans (above). But let’s cut to the chase; where the hell did those abs come [...]
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Nov
30
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Nancy Jarecki is an entrepreneur who sells dye for “hair down there.” While her product line Betty Beauty is taking off, Nancy needs to learn rule number one in
the cutthroat pube dye business: Never out your celebrity clients. Page Six reports:
It’s not just women who are interested in matching
the carpet to
the [...]
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Nov
25
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A topless Dita Von Teese appears in the December
issue of Playboy Germany and, sonofabitch, that’s it. I’m moving to Germany. I thought this country was kickass, but when we can’t even get Dita Von Teese to pose in our Playboy, it’s
time to pack it in and start selling states to Canada. I’m not [...]
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Nov
21
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Wanna know Samantha Ronson’s secret to keeping Lindsay Lohan a lesbian? Punching. Lots and lots of punching. Sam reportedly let the fists fly early yesterday morning at a London nightclub when she saw Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best, according to The Sun:
A shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the [...]
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Nov
19
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Mischa Barton recently launched her new website and in the clip above gave a nice
little shout-out to yours truly. Mischa, I hope you didn’t just write a check your breasts can’t cash. No, seriously, my brother works for a collection agency.
UPDATE: If I call him at work again, he’s telling mom. Damn. You [...]
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Nov
9
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Sienna Miller is done with Brothers and Sisters star Balthazar Getty, according to Us Magazine:
“I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that,” she said Friday at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London. “It’s nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I’m cool with [...]
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Oct
29
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Katie “Jordan” Price launched her new line of hair care products at SuperDrug in London today wearing another one of her ridiculous outfits, and I don’t know how the hell she’s successfully marketing this shit to women. Katie looks like Two-Face’s stripper sister who got puked on by a pink unicorn. Yeah, that’s probably the [...]
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Oct
24
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Tila Tequila hosted the grand opening of Tacos & Tequila in Vegas where she grabbed a bunch of boobs because she’s totally bi-sexual, you guys. I almost missed these pics, and who can blame me, when the person with the most “star power” in them is Carrot Top. I mean, shit, Criss Angel was even [...]
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Oct
16
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Former Miss England Danielle Lloyd launched her
new modeling agency Irresistible Talent today in London. I don’t really have much more information than that except for BOOBS. It’s like your knee deep in comprehensive coverage, isn’t it? I know.
Photos Splash News, WENN
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Sep
26
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Apparently, I wasn’t joking when I said it’s “British Chicks in Lingerie Week.” Who knew? Anyway, here to round off the week are Page 3
Girls Rhian Sugden and Rosie Jones launching the Ann Summers store in Liverpool. If you’re wondering who is who, get the hell off my site. Ha! I’m kidding - about [...]
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Sep
25
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In case you guys didn’t get the memo, it’s “British Chicks in Lingerie” week here on The Superficial. This time around it’s model Danielle Bux who’s also the girlfriend of soccer
legend Gary Lineker. She’s launching the La Senza flagship store in London with the help of what appears to be the Dutch Queen of [...]
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Sep
25
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills pretended to be people who shouldn’t be launched into space yesterday by volunteering at the Union Rescue Mission in LA. The two served meals to the homeless while attempting to look deeply concerned about the plight of the less unfortunate. That lasted all of about two seconds [...]
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Sep
24
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Katie “Jordan” Price launched her new fragrance “Besotted” yesterday and somehow opted to look uncharacteristically hot as opposed to her usual look: Goddamn retarded.
Dear Katie,
Always do this. Never do anything but this. Whatever thought process was involved write it down, carve it stone, tattoo it on your children’s heads; I don’t care. Just do this.
I [...]
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Sep
22
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These are pics of Dutch model and newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes in Miami. Now, I can already tell what some of you readers are going to say about her boyfriend. C’mon, I read the comments. So, it’s pretty obvious there’s going to be a few of you who will undoubtedly say, “That’s just [...]
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Sep
17
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Kendra Wilkinson is moving out of
the Playboy Mansion and starring in her own reality show. (FYI, Holly Madison did not leave
the Mansion for Criss Angel. His people are believed to be behind
the rumor because he’s a douche.) But Hugh Hefner tells E! Online that
the other girls may be getting spinoffs too:
While [...]
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