Feb
17
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Because God is a hilarious bastard, former BFFs Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were seated next to each other at a Fashion Week runway yesterday in New York. KIM: Hey. PARIS: Hey. KIM: So, those sex tapes really worked…. …read full story
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Feb
16
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In a blatant effort to shoot down rumors they were divorcing on Valentine’s Day, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were photographed extensively in public this weekend. And, wow, thank God. Because I don’t know about you, but I’ve been… …read full story
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Feb
11
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Jessica Simpson is going to diet our goddamn faces off. The singer plans on getting her figure back as soon as she’s done touring which friends blame as the culprit for her increased size, according to OK! Magazine: “She… …read full story
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Feb
7
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Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince were spotted in Vegas leaving the tables at the Venetian. God, I don’t think I could ever get sick of looking at fat Kevin Federline. He looks like a cartoon character. And I don’t… …read full story
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Jan
22
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Brad Pitt gave the crowd his best suave, debonair looks at the Paris premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Except he left his fly unzipped and was completely oblivious to the fact. Nothing like the cold, hard slap of reality that even Brad Pitt gets old:
“That’s right, Brad, give ‘em the look. BAM! [...]
Jan
21
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Here’s Marisa Miller on the second day of her Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in St. Barts. As his first act as president, I’m pretty sure Barack Obama made this happen – with his mind. Trust me, I took a course in college once. I know how politics work: MAGIC!
EDIT: Added Marisa’s bikini malfunction while swimming [...]
Jan
21
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A newly reunited Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have taken the next step in their relationship by opening a joint bank account together. After that, they’re technically obligated to join the LPGA or get artificially inseminated. Them’s the rules. Britain’s Daily Express reports:
Ronson, who is said to earn as much as $23,460 (GBP17,000) for a [...]
Jan
19
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During the 2008 Election, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were good little gold-diggers and shilled for Sarah Palin. Well, here’s pics of Chins and Douchebeard giving President-elect Obama the love, in case any Republicans out there actually liked them based on their political views. I’m not trying to perpetuate any stereotypes with the following suggestion, [...]
Jan
19
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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore attended the Sundance premiere of his new movie Spread on Saturday, and anyone else starting to get the overwhelming feeling Demi is with this guy for the publicity? I mean, the look on her face is clearly that of a woman who four years ago thought this kid was going [...]
Jan
18
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These are shots of Paris Hilton at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah over the weekend. Because when I work my ass off trying to get a movie made, nothing makes me feel better than the undeserved celebrity of a billionaire’s daughter. But, no, seriously, how does Paris Hilton walk around and not [...]
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