Jan
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Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes have broken up, according to Celebuzz:
The reported two-year relationship between the musicians came to an end this week despite the pair spending Christmas downtime on the beach, reading and drinking on the sand.
“It’s a hardship, but she’s regrouping,” a source tells Celebuzz. The [...]
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Jan
2
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Good news, everybody, Charles Barkley’s DUI arrest was for a worthy cause. He wanted to get some head. Finally, a drunk driving story with a happy ending. Well, almost a happy ending. The Smoking Gun reports:
Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up [...]
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Dec
30
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These are pics of Prince Harry and his
girlfriend Chelsy Davy vacationing on the island of Mauritius. Man, if I were in the royal
family, I’d knight my own penis then chivalrously have my way with everything from Big Ben to the Queen of England. I mean, sure, Chelsy is alright, I guess. But does [...]
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Dec
30
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Tony Romo asked for Jessica Simpson after collapsing in the Cowboys shower room from popped cartilage in his ribs. TMZ reports:
As if totally choking in the biggest game of the season weren’t bad enough, Tony Romo had to have Jessica “Yoko” Simpson rush to his side to help him with a little popped-out cartilage.
In Tony [...]
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Dec
29
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Michael Lohan has foregone taking responsibility for dropping a holiday bomb that he fathered a love child and opted to blame Samantha Ronson for writing Lindsay’s Christmas Eve blog where she lamented about her dad’s wayward wang. Page Six reports:
Michael told People.com he believes there’s a “99 percent chance” the missive was actually penned by [...]
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Dec
28
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz unveiled their
future axe-
murder Bronx Mowgli Wentz in a holiday card on their
website Friends or Enemies.com. This only further proves my theory that Ashlee Simpson is dead. I mean, talk about classic textbook
murder. If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a thousand times:
Boy meets Girl.
Boy wants baby [...]
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Dec
24
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Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log on her MySpace today. Turns out her dad Michael Lohan fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley Kaufman from this summer’s epic “Lohan Love Child” saga, but Christ, I hope so. Otherwise, that means more there’s [...]
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Dec
24
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After openly describing his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and not getting kicked out of the
house, Pete Wentz has switched tactics and is now talking about her breast milk. And his drinking of said milk. You read that. NY Daily News reports:
Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk [...]
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Dec
24
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Like any rational man if placed in the same predicament, Lance Armstrong figured “Hey, one nut, no condom.” I don’t even know where to start with how much sense that makes. Except it turns out God hates Lance Armstrong because he was left with the virile one causing him to knock up girlfriend Anna Hansen. [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit
the first
time and would prefer his joy in
the form of greenbacks.
The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
23
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When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports:
Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, [...]
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Dec
22
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In a sad commentary on society as a whole, probably the most pervasive news item today has to be Twilight star Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. Here he is, obviously in character as any grunge guitar player from 1992 - 1996, no longer looking like he just rolled out of bed then had two bong hits [...]
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Dec
21
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Here’s somebody I had completely forgotten about: Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour. Back in the day, Stephanie was up there with the likes of Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer, and she was one of the original Victoria’s Secret Angel. You might also remember her as Axl Rose’s girlfriend who he beat the shit out of then [...]
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Dec
20
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Kevin Federline took his Britney-replacement beach volleyball player Victoria Prince to Tao in Vegas last night, and if that’s not the face of a man who just impregnated a woman, I don’t know what is. (Read: I’m sterile. Ladies?)
NOTE: Also included Suge Knight scoping out K-Fed’s ass, and loving what he sees, because sometimes it’s [...]
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Dec
19
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Here’s a scantily-clad Halle Berry filming her new movie Frankie and Alice in Vancouver, and scope out the synopsis for this movie from Variety:
Story follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder and torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.
So, think the boob-flashing of Swordfish meets [...]
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Dec
19
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There’s about to be a gunfight at the Herp-K Corral. Britney Spears and Benji Madden have been “secretly dating,” according to In Touch. The two were supposedly hooked up by Britney’s manager Larry Rudolph who’s hoping to use their relationship to promote her upcoming tour. Via PopCrunch:
“They’ve been on a few dates,” a snitch close [...]
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Dec
18
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After posing nude for a recent PETA
campaign,pictures have been surfacing online of Khloe Kardashian’s prior love of fur. On her blog, she’s taken umbrage with such accounts and wants all of her five fans to know she’s been reformed:
The reason PETA approached me initially is because in my past I did wear fur and [...]
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Dec
16
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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden both attended the grand opening of the Dolce & Gabanna boutique on Robertson Boulevard last
night. He arrived with Joel Madden and Nicole Richie who ignored Paris, but Benji went over and the two reportedly slipped off to a private corner, according to E! Online:
The usually photo-happy heiress waved off [...]
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Dec
16
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Pete Wentz must want a divorce. The Fall Out Boy bassist spent the morning talking candidly with Howard Stern about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and basically stopped short of drawing an exact diagram of her vulva. Here are the highlights via E! Online:
On her post-baby body:
And Ashlee probably didn’t want him telling everyone [...]
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