Jan
5
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Here’s Entourage star Adrian Grenier hitting Bondi Beach in Austrialia with a gaggle of bikini-clad women yesterday. Which is exactly what I’d be doing in his shoes, and here’s why: Anyone remember Brian Benben? I rest my case.
EDIT: I’m kidding, of course. These women all work for HBO’s marketing department and were chosen for their [...]
Oct
14
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Worried about the country’s imminent financial collapse? Here’s something to take your mind off of it—and make you much more fearful about the future. Ok magazine reports:
Tony Romo better rest up, because Jessica Simpson doesn’t just want a child – she wants six of them!
“I’d love six kids running around, but I guess I’ll [...]
Oct
7
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Madonna “Guns” Ciccone kicked off her “Sticky & Sweet” tour in the U.S. and decided to take a swipe at Governor Sarah Palin that’s so nonsensical it makes Lindsay fucking Lohan sound like Edward R. Murrow. Somewhere, Senator Obama just went “These white women are killin’ me!” Page Six reports:
The Material Mom indulged her Republican-hating [...]
Oct
6
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What if Sarah Palin played Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey? My answer: The universe would collapse on itself with a quiet “We’re mavericks, don’tcha know.” But, apparently, the folks over at NBC and the McCain campaign aren’t concerned with the very fabric of our existence, according to the Chicago Sun-Times:
Some key McCain [...]
Oct
2
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Adnan Ghalib is changing his tune about the existence of a Britney Spears sex tape. He issued the following denial to Star yesterday:
“There is no sex tape,” Adnan tells Star exclusively, “and I’ve never claimed there is one.”
“I don’t know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from,” says Adnan. “What I [...]
Sep
30
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After word broke yesterday that Adnan Ghalib is looking to sell a sex tape of Britney Spears to the highest bidder, her people are denying its existence, E! News reports:
“The story is completely false,” the source tells E! News.
Spears’ rep at Jive Records has not responded to calls seeking comment.
Of course, no one’s asking Britney [...]
Aug
20
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Apparently during Heidi Montag’s interview with Ryan Seacrest she claimed to still be a virgin. Chins McJugs has a hymen? Hilarious! Scope out this load of crap via Hollyscoop:
Speidi talked about how Heidi is “still a virgin” and how religious she is, insisting that her “next album is going to be a Christian one.”
“We don’t [...]
Jul
18
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Lawyers for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their custody battle. Britney agreed to allowing Kevin full custody of the boys while keeping her visitation intact. More visitation will be granted towards the end of the year, according to TMZ:
The settlement is a huge development because next month’s trial is now [...]
Jul
7
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Here’s Kim Kardashian outside a nail salon yesterday in a candid shot that forces me not to question her existence for once. Also, scope out the freaking size of Kim’s purse. Clearly, it’s a protective shield for her ass. I bet she’s got at least a sofa and love seat in there. Which makes me [...]
Jun
20
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When the report came in, I refused to believe another one of these.. these BEASTS existed. But the boys in the lab confirmed its existence and suggested the two might possibly be related. Cousins even. What kind of sick bastard are you, God? Like its “relative,” we discovered this one on the beach just in [...]
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