http://smutoncelebs.com Smut on celebs for all of the celebrity smut that is fit to print... And some that aren't. Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:15:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler's elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life: Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/madonna-demands-the-loins-of-gerard-butler/ Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler's elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life: Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/madonna-demands-the-loins-of-gerard-butler/ - Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip] - Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: "Bitch, I will cut you." [Dlisted] - Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin's career. [PopEater] - Kelly Ripa keeps her... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/katherine-heigl-has-access-to-hair-dye-and-other-news/ - Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip] - Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: "Bitch, I will cut you." [Dlisted] - Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin's career. [PopEater] - Kelly Ripa keeps her... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/katherine-heigl-has-access-to-hair-dye-and-other-news/ Jeremy Renner apparently is not fondling Jessica Simpson's breasts while wearing a bomb suit, according to Us Magazine: But Renner - who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday - told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor's Ball that he... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/jeremy-renner-was-a-badass-in-my-book/ Jeremy Renner apparently is not fondling Jessica Simpson's breasts while wearing a bomb suit, according to Us Magazine: But Renner - who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday - told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor's Ball that he... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/jeremy-renner-was-a-badass-in-my-book/ Here's Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/julie-bowen-in-a-bikini/ Here's Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/julie-bowen-in-a-bikini/ Because not all cokedealers accept blowjobs, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million over a Super Bowl ad featuring a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay (after the jump). The New York Post reports: The ad -- part of a... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/lindsay-lohan-claims-shes-e-trade-baby-and-somehow-just-like-madonna/ Because not all cokedealers accept blowjobs, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million over a Super Bowl ad featuring a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay (after the jump). The New York Post reports: The ad -- part of a... ...read full story http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/03/09/lindsay-lohan-claims-shes-e-trade-baby-and-somehow-just-like-madonna/