Kelly Bensimon in a bikini

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It’s been getting way too heavy around here, so thank God someone finally put a bikini on. Unfortunately none of you know who Kelly Bensimon is because she’s on The Real Housewives of New York which exactly five people… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Kelly Bensimon in a bikini", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/02/26/kelly-bensimon-in-a-bikini/" });

- Matt Damon’s mustache is pubey. [Lainey Gossip] – Simon Cowell is engaged. [PopEater] – Avril Lavigne signing a picture of Jell-O because the premiere of a Tim Burton movie wasn’t trippy enough. [Dlisted] – Joanna Krupa legs are… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Anne Hathaway should visit my wonderland and other news", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/02/26/anne-hathaway-should-visit-my-wonderland-and-other-news/" [...]
Because Jesus wouldn’t waste free publicity, Kirk Cameron issued People the following statement regarding the suicide of his Growing Pains co-star Andrew Koenig: “It is with great sorrow to hear about the final outcome of the search for my… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "And here’s Kirk Cameron again.", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/02/26/and-heres-kirk-cameron-again/" });
Here’s Lady GaGa in London last night and screw her outfit. Check out the look on her bodyguard’s face in each shot. There’s a man who went straight home, told his daughter he loved her, then bought ten ponies… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Lady GaGa just gave Guillermo del Toro a boner", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/02/26/lady-gaga-just-gave-guillermo-del-toro-a-boner/" [...]
Here’s Lady GaGa in London last night and screw her outfit. Check out the look on her bodyguard’s face in each shot. There’s a man who went straight home, told his daughter he loved her, then bought ten ponies… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Lady GaGa just gave Guillermo del Toro a boner", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/02/26/lady-gaga-just-gave-guillermo-del-toro-a-boner/" [...]
So remember when Jon Cryer said his ex-wife was trying to have him assassinated and everyone just laughed and said “What, did she watch Superman IV?” He wasn’t kidding. TMZ reports: According to documents filed in the custody battle… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Jon Cryer’s ex-wife really wants to kill him", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/02/26/jon-cryers-ex-wife-really-wants-to-kill-him/" });

Simon Monjack released a lengthy statement to RadarOnline – because they pay – where he touts his vindication over the final results of Brittany Murphy’s autopsy which shows she died from cold and menstrual medications because no one took… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Simon Monjack: ‘Brittany died from cough syrup. IN YOUR FACE.’", url: [...]
Ever see married couples fight? It’s like watching two seasoned boxers pound each other to death – but over a roll of toilet paper. Until now. Jerry Seinfeld is back and in the producer’s chair for a funny and… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "THE MARRIAGE REF Sneak Preview: NBC Sunday", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/02/26/the-marriage-ref-sneak-preview-nbc-sunday/" });
Ever see married couples fight? It’s like watching two seasoned boxers pound each other to death – but over a roll of toilet paper. Until now. Jerry Seinfeld is back and in the producer’s chair for a funny and… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "THE MARRIAGE REF Sneak Preview: NBC Sunday", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/02/26/the-marriage-ref-sneak-preview-nbc-sunday-2/" });
Andrew Koenig body has reportedly been found in Stanley Park Vancouver, according to TMZ. His parents are expected to attend a press conference at 5 PM PST. In light of all this, I hope you’ve learned a lesson about… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Boner’s body found. [Insert lost erection joke here.]", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2010/02/25/boners-body-found-insert-lost-erection-joke-here/" });

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