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Before I leave you staring at Lady GaGa’s vagina until Monday (You’re welcome, by the way.), let’s take a look back at the celebrity moments that defined 2009 and weren’t just naked pictures. Even though those are the real… …read full story
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Years from now when we’re huddled in old cars hiding from our robot overlords, I’ll turn to the frightened family who traded me some boots for a can of beans and say “I knew this was coming the moment… …read full story
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1. RIHANNA Posted: 5/8/2009 When these photos hit the Internet and Rihanna stupidly confirmed them to be the real deal, they literally destroyed every single post on this countdown. To put things in perspective, you could find a remote… …read full story
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1. RIHANNA Posted: 5/8/2009 When these photos hit the Internet and Rihanna stupidly confirmed them to be the real deal, they literally destroyed every single post on this countdown. To put things in perspective, you could find a remote… …read full story
SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "BEST OF 2009: The Rihanna Nudes", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/12/31/best-of-2009-the-rihanna-nudes-2/" });
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2. DITA VON TEESE Posted: 10/20/2009 I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you’re like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can… …read full story
SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "BEST OF 2009: Dita Von Teese Goes Lesbian", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/12/31/best-of-2009-dita-von-teese-goes-lesbian/" });
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2. DITA VON TEESE Posted: 10/20/2009 I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you’re like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can… …read full story
SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "BEST OF 2009: Dita Von Teese Goes Lesbian", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/12/31/best-of-2009-dita-von-teese-goes-lesbian/" });
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- Chris Brown Jet-skis after beating Rihanna, yet becomes a hermit when nobody likes his music. Nice. [Lainey Gossip] – Denise Richards is ready to detonate. Knew she wouldn’t let me down. [PopEater] – Christina Aguilera is really glad… …read full story
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- Chris Brown Jet-skis after beating Rihanna, yet becomes a hermit when nobody likes his music. Nice. [Lainey Gossip] – Denise Richards is ready to detonate. Knew she wouldn’t let me down. [PopEater] – Christina Aguilera is really glad… …read full story
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3. MILLA JOVOVICH Posted: 9/8/2009 If these pics of Milla Jovovovich were ever removed from the Internet, the very fabric of our existence would be sucked into the resulting gap. That’s how much you guys liked looking at her… …read full story
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