- Paris Hilton goes skiing with arms dealers which proves she’s a biological weapon for the government. [Lainey Gossip] – Carmen Electra’s leaked lesbian “sex tape” was really a viral ad. That would explain the lack of sex. [Drunken… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Alessandra Ambrosio poses for DT and other news", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/alessandra-ambrosio-poses-for-dt-and-other-news/" });

Kim Kardashian posted the rest of the obviously Photoshopped pics from her QuickTrim photoshoot on her blog today. Of course, since Kim has the intelligence of a reality star who followed the footsteps of Paris Hilton, she included non-airbrushed… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Kim & Khloe Kardashian are full of shit", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/kim-khloe-kardashian-are-full-of-shit/" });
George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and surprisingly none of these pics include Clooney instructing a submissive Cindy to throw her wedding ring i …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Cindy Crawford & Elisabetta Canalis in bikinis", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/cindy-crawford-elisabetta-canalis-in-bikinis/" });
George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and surprisingly none of these pics include Clooney instructing a submissive Cindy to throw her wedding ring i …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Cindy Crawford & Elisabetta Canalis in bikinis", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/cindy-crawford-elisabetta-canalis-in-bikinis/" });
On the bright side, no one ended up with a gaping hole in their face. Via TMZ: Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles. He was coming back from a charity… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Nick Hogan is still a f-cking idiot", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/nick-hogan-is-still-a-f-cking-idiot/" });
On the bright side, no one ended up with a gaping hole in their face. Via TMZ: Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles. He was coming back from a charity… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Nick Hogan is still a f-cking idiot", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/nick-hogan-is-still-a-f-cking-idiot/" });

Emma Watson in a bikini

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Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial’s traffic – And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) – here’s a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Emma Watson in a bikini", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/emma-watson-in-a-bikini/" });
Depending on where you got your gossip in my absence, David Hasselhoff was either hospitalized for a seizure or put on psychological hold for the weekend. Regardless it’s pretty much a given he drank an entire replica of KITT… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "David Hasselhoff’s entire family has a drinking problem", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/david-hasselhoffs-entire-family-has-a-drinking-problem/" });
Depending on where you got your gossip in my absence, David Hasselhoff was either hospitalized for a seizure or put on psychological hold for the weekend. Regardless it’s pretty much a given he drank an entire replica of KITT… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "David Hasselhoff’s entire family has a drinking problem", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/david-hasselhoffs-entire-family-has-a-drinking-problem/" });
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon’s reps have officially shot down rumors the two split over the holiday, according to Gossip Cop. Coincidentally, even they were surprised by the news. JAKE: Hey, did you know we’re still alive and dating?… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Jake Gyllenhaal is still hitting that", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/11/30/jake-gyllenhaal-is-still-hitting-that/" });

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