Apr
30
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Since I just posted about fake breasts and dumb, what better follow-up than Heidi Montag in a bikini? Here she is on her honeymoon in Mexico, and of course, even then she’s still posing for pics. Seriously, I bet… …read full story
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Apr
30
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- Jennifer Aniston is NOT adopting a baby. No, Angelina would be expecting that. But a dolphin…. [PopSugar] – Hugh Jackman bought breakfast for 800 Wolverine fans waiting in line in Arizona. See, kids, never having sex does pay… …read full story
SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Jennifer Aniston still hates children", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/04/30/jennifer-aniston-still-hates-children/" });
Apr
30
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Here’s shots of Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali taking surfing lessons in Maui yesterday, and I gotta hand it to Lindsay. This whole “vacation” is probably the smartest thing she’s ever done. I mean, what else does Lindsay… …read full story
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Apr
30
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Even though she possesses the Hands of Death, Madonna is surprisingly not welcome in the Hamptons, according to Page Six: A couple of weekends ago, Madonna, who recently signed a contract for a townhouse on East 81st Street, stayed… …read full story
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Apr
30
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Sean Penn has filed for divorce from Robin Wright-Penn, and this time he means it. TMZ reports: According to papers filed last week in Marin County Superior Court, Penn cites “irreconcilable differences.” The couple was married 13 years and… …read full story
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Apr
30
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The controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean stopped by The Today Show this morning to announce she’ll be joining the National Organization for Marriage and their “Gathering Storm” in Washington to campaign against gay marriage. E! News reports: …read full story
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Apr
30
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Reality star and father of eight, Jon Gosselin, is fighting allegations he was caught cheating with another woman at a Pennsylvania bar while his wife Kate was out of town. He issued the following statement, according to People: “Like… …read full story
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Apr
29
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Maybe I was up too late writing captions, but did it take anyone else a minute to realize that’s Paris’ purse strap and not a gigantic penis? I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but… …read full story
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Apr
29
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Dammit. I knew I should’ve put my money in buttpad stock. Kim Kardashian officially launched Queen of the Kims today, a look-a-like contest that’s open to women and drag queens everywhere. She kicked off the contest this morning on… …read full story
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Apr
29
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Welcome to another The Superficial Caption Gallery. This time around we’re featuring red carpet disasters such as good ol’ Brooke Hogan here. Feel free to laugh along at my sexy wit, or simply the fact that these people paid… …read full story
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