It’s been four long days since I’ve posted about Megan Fox, so here are shots of her leaving the hair salon last night. Sure, I could cover things like black president guy and the moneys, but c’mon. Megan Fox… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Megan Fox has hair. Did not see that coming…", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/31/megan-fox-has-hair-did-not-see-that-coming/" [...]

It’s been a while since Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his freakish stares have been on the site, so here he is at the third season premiere of The Tudors last night. I can’t tell if he’s sincerely trying to… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Jonathan Rhys Meyers still making weird faces", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/31/jonathan-rhys-meyers-still-making-weird-faces/" });
Jennifer Aniston isn’t making any “friends” on the set of her new movie The Baster. And in related news, I’m going to dive into traffic for writing that last pun.OK! Magazine reports: “In the morning, the cast and crew… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Jennifer Aniston acting like a bitch? Inconceivable!", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/31/jennifer-aniston-acting-like-a-bitch-inconceivable/" });
Madonna has confirmed her plans to adopt a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, and wants you to know she’s going through the process just like everybody else. And apparently that process includes charging a million dollar school to your gold… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Madonna: ‘You caught me. I’m trying to adopt.’", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/31/madonna-you-caught-me-im-trying-to-adopt/" });
- Ed Westwick wears a kilt for charity. I wear one for general elegance, and my deep hatred of undergarments. Ladies? [Best Week Ever] – Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together – in a movie! 1,000,000th blogger… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Ed Westwick wears a kilt and other news", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/31/ed-westwick-wears-a-kilt-and-other-news/" });
Here’s Brooke Hogan shopping in Miami yesterday and it’s painfully obvious this girl’s not going to age well. I mean, Christ, she’s only 20, and I already confused her for her 49-year-old mom Linda. That can’t be good. –… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Brooke Hogan: Genetics’ punching bag", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/31/brooke-hogan-genetics-punching-bag/" });

Despite rumors to the contrary, Rihanna is fully cooperating with the district attorney’s office on Chris Brown’s assault case. Probably even more so now that they’re “on a break.” Us Magazine reports: The Los Angeles County District Attorney denies …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Rihanna cooperating with DA’s office", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/31/rihanna-cooperating-with-das-office/" });
Angelina Jolie is apparently looking to adopt a child from India. That is if those kids from Slumdog Millionaire count as credible sources. All I know is one of them told me Ganesh could kick Spider-man’s ass, so obviously,… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Angelina Jolie wants one of those Slumdog kids", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/31/angelina-jolie-wants-one-of-those-slumdog-kids/" });
Dear Doug Reinhardt, There’s no easy way to put this, so I’m going to just come right out and say it: Not every kiss requires a crotch grab. I know that’s basically anathema to your entire worldview, but no… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Paris Hilton’s boyfriend, a moment of your time?", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/30/paris-hiltons-boyfriend-a-moment-of-your-time/" });
Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart yesterday with her weird-named cherubs. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Is her shirt completely see-through while out in public with her children?” And the answer is “no.” You see,… …read full story SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Gwyneth Paltrow meant to do this", url: "http://smutoncelebs.com/2009/03/30/gwyneth-paltrow-meant-to-do-this/" });

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