Paris Hilton Can Write?

Paris Hilton has updated her blog. She wrote about filming her new show about trying to find friends. I seriously am now over my neuroses about being a boring writer. Here’s why:

“Hey everyone! It’s been a little while since I last checked in. I’ve been so busy shooting my new show. It’s been quite the experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it’s been so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We’ve gone on some crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the past 2 weeks. It’s been a blast! It’s so much fun to take your friends to places they’ve never been and show them experiences they’d never even think of. It’s quite a site and its going to be an amazing show and I’m so happy and thrilled with what’s happening everyday.”

Zzzzzzzzzzwha? What the f*ck? Did Harlow Madden dictate that shit? No, she probably would have been a little more interesting and spelled “sight” correctly.

Paris goes on to talk about how she’s become really close with the contestants and how the eliminations have been “brutal” on her. She just loves them all so much and is so very sad to see them go. How do we insure that one of them snaps and turns on her ass with a hammer? I hope the screening process wasn’t too thorough and some crazy bitch got in there. Sleeper crazy!

Here’s Paris in Vegas with her dude. Seriously, I think he works at Castle Frankenstein.

Photos: WENN