Cameron Diaz Must Be Bowlegged By Now

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I gotta say - you have to admire her hustle. This chick has had a collection of penises inside her that can’t be beat. A day after we reported that she was letting Sean Combs explore her treacherous cavern, we get word that Cameron Diaz also went out with Jennifer Aniston’s ex, British model Paul Sculfor. She should just strap the mattress to her back, it will save time.

Cammy was seen dining with Sculfor at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica Sunday night. Keep in mind that she was feeding her “bread pudding” to Diddy at Prince’s party on Friday night. On Saturday night, she let the LA Lakers run a train on her. Kidding. I think.

“They looked really flirty,” says a source. “She was laughing really loud at all of his jokes. It looked like a date.”

Yeah, she laughs at everything. She probably farted. She’s that girl.

Diaz, 36, and Sculfor, 37, left together but as Sculfor tried to be chivalrous and open her car door for her, Cameron axed that move. Photographers began swooping and Diaz didn’t want to be photographed with him. She doesn’t want Jennifer Aniston giving her “the look” when they’re at the same event in the future.

I can picture this conversation happening after the restaurant:

Sculfor: Let me get that door for you, luv.
Diaz: Look, dude, I’m pretty much a sure thing. Seriously, we can pull over and you can put it in. You don’t need this whole seduction attempt with holding my door and everything. I’m rtg. READY TA GO!
Sculfor: Oh, well, smashing. Let me just pull over…
Diaz: Change of plans, I’m just gonna hop on now. You can just watch the road over my shoulder. I haven’t had penis in me for twelve hours and momma’s thirsty! What? Oh, I think Diddy left that there. You can just brush it aside.