The Possibly Formerly Pregnant Angelina Jolie On The Cover Of ‘Vanity Fair’

I think her hair is pregnant, too. We still don’t know for sure if she’s given birth to the Godly Ones, yet! In the meantime, we have her Vanity Fair July issue interview to pour over. Angelina Jolie talks about pregnancy, her gigantic multi-culti family, and how nannies aren’t allowed to spend the night! They might see the naked skinny-dipping!

Angelina says she’s giving her Swiss Family United Nations “the childhood she never had.”

“When I was growing up I wanted to adopt, because I was aware there were kids that didn’t have parents. It’s not a humanitarian thing, because I don’t see it as a sacrifice. It’s a gift. We’re all lucky to have each other. I look at Shiloh–because, obviously, physically, she is the one that looks like Brad and I when we were little–and say, ‘If these were our brothers and sisters, how much would we have known by the time we were six that it took into our 30s and 40s to figure out?’ I suppose I’m giving them the childhood I always wished I had.”

And why aren’t nannies allowed to spend the evening? Because there’s no need! Angie is in charge of all things!

“We don’t ever have anybody spend the night. We may have to adjust that when the next one comes. But we do have ladies that work with us, and they’re also from different cultures and back-grounds. One lady’s a Vietnamese teacher–wonderful. One is of Congolese descent from Bel-gium. Another is from the States and is really creative and does art programs.”

The one from the States is a total concubine. For both of them. That’s what “creative” means.