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May
22
Britney Spears reportedly has two big projects in the works - a new album and some kind of Vegas spectacular. I need both of these now. Immediately! I can listen to the album on my iPod as I make my way to Vegas to sit front-row for this shitshow. I shall wear a fuschia halter top and glittery short-shorts so Britney will notice me cheering her on from the front. I will take Chris Crocker’s ass out! And not in the way that bitch likes!
Producer (and former Spears sperm donor) J.R. Rotem says that he and Britney have been hitting the studio lately. And Britney “has been playing the piano a lot and just singing. She says she misses ‘just singing’,” according to a source.
“She’s like a master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor that not every artist has. So it’s always nice to work with her,” says Rotem. A master at consuming gas station hot dogs!
Britney was also sighted dining in LA with Palms casino owner George Maloof Jr. A source says they were discussing Britney putting on a big Vegas spectacular.
“She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. She wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes,” a source says.
How many different pairs of bedazzled Daisy Dukes and pot belly-baring tube tops can a bitch wear during one show?
Photos: WENN
More photos of Britney Spears getting her shop on after the jump.