Jennifer Aniston Likes What John Mayer’s Working With

Jennifer Aniston is sucking the life out of John Mayer, huh? Underneath all that toast lies a succubus! John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are going strong, and apparently he’s got the goods to do her right. Ugh, where’s my vomit bucket?

“She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” says a source. Maybe this is the first time she’s had such a tool to work with!

“His body actually is a wonderland,” one if Mayer’s exes has said. Seriously, I didn’t need that.

John and Jenn were photographed making out at the Miami wrap party for that damn dog movie she’s been working on for aeons. How convenient. Is someone calling the paps so we know she’s desirable and that he can score some millionaire trim? Anyway, they’ve been running around Miami and now New York together, basking in their love.

“They appear to be in the honeymoon stage of their relationship. They were laughing at each other’s jokes and being very touchy-feely,” says another source.

I’m giving it a month. He’s a slut and she’s eventually going to unveil her cranky side. Which is why Brad Pitt lives with a meglomaniac in France. It’s preferable to Aniston stank.

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