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May
31
Angelina Jolie - Milfiest Vanity Fair Cover EVER!
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To keep it simple I don’t think I have EVER seen Angelina Jolie any hotter than on the July issue 2008 of Vanity Fair…
- Kristen Bell - Leggy Pinup from Vanity Fair
- Monica Bellucci - incredible in Italian Vanity Fair
- Video : Angelina Jolie Swimsuit shoot at 16 yrs old
- Angelina Jolie - Park Avenue Magazine - Oct 2007
- Baby Zahara giving you the finger
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May
31
Kim Kardashian &; Vanessa Minnillo in Sexy Cheerleader outfits
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Kim Kardashian on the set of Disaster Movie [IMDB] with Vanessa Minnillo & Carmen Electra. It comes out on labor day weekend. See the a couple more sexy photos after the jump. 
- Carmen Electra celebrates her 36th birthday
- Kim Kardashian’s Labor Day Bash
- Carmen Electra - Maximal Magazine (France) May 2008
- Kim Kardashian Bongo Ads
- Vanessa Minnillo - hot purple bikini candids
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May
31
Matt Damon Introduces The First Woman Bold Enough To Blame Rehab On Research For A Film Role
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We're not buying it, Eva Mendes! You were doing research, Kirsten Dunst was sad, and Steve Tyler's foot hurt. Say it with me, bbbbbbbbbuullllllssssshhhhhhhhiiiiiittttttt! Here's Matt Damon accepting one of the trophies he won at the Spike TV Guy Awards last night.
The ceremony was held in LA, and celebrated all things..."guy." Damon won for "Guy of the Year" and his role as amnesiac spy Jason Bourne earned him a second award. Robert Downey Jr. won for "Best Guy Movie of the Year" for Iron Man. And Brendan Fraser, who's hairline is receding quicker than mine so I feel a lot better about my power alleys, presented Harrison Ford with an award. Harrison grabbed his package in thanks. Stop it, you're 65. Maybe he was adjusting his hernie truss.
Cameron Diaz won a gong for a Decade of Hotness. Oh man, is that gag order on snark because she lost her Dad recently wearing thin. This is a tough one. Like, I'm chomping at the bit. Ok, it passed.
Someone please tell Jack Black to sit down.
Photos: Getty Images
20 more photos from the Spike TV Guy Awards featuring Cameron Diaz, Harrison Ford, Russell Brand, Brendan Fraser, Megan Fox, Steve Carell, John Cho, Kal Penn, Eva Mendes, Matt Damon, Jack Black, Natalie Martinez, Jason Statham, Kat Von D, Chuck Liddell and Adam Sandler are after the jump.
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May
31
Front Magazine: UK’s top 5 Page 3 Pinups Grils
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Here are the top 5 Babes of the UK’s famous Page 3 pin-up girls : Sam Cooke , Nikkala Stott , Amii Grove , Peta Todd , Vikki Blows . See the sexy NUDE photos after the jump!
- Vikki Blows - UK Glamour model 2008 Calendar
- Alicia Silverstone goes nude for Peta
- “Britains Sexiest Threesome” Front Magazine April 2008
- Eva Mendes : goes nude for Peta Ads
- Vida Guerra - Bootylicious Playboy Photos
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May
31
Britney Spears Unable To Make ‘Woofy’
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Conservator Jamie Spears is doing his job. His daughter Britney Spears was going to get together with a Danish designer named Claus Hjelmbak to create a line of shabby-chic Scandinavian furniture. Because, why not? When I think of Scandinavian furniture, I think of Britney. IKEA holds nothing for me anymore. I want Scandanavian furniture that I can neglect children on.
Anyway, Britney was specifically supposed to supervise a piece called "Woofy." "Woofy" would be a pink and blue plastic dog that you hide the electrical wires in your home in. Subtle. Seriously, just leave the wires out.
Jamie Spears decided to end the potential deal because he felt like Clause was just trying to get publicity via Britney. Oh?
Here's Britney Spears leaving Ballys Gym. Hopefully she didn't cause a ruckus this time. Intern Traci was bullshit, and she may seem adorable and sweet but she will reign fire down on your ass!
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
More photos of Britney Spears leaving Ballys in Culver City are after the jump.
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May
31
UPDATED: Lindsay Lohan Went To The Hospital
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Don't worry, she's fine. Lindsay Lohan and her whatever it is that's going on there Samantha Ronson were seen entering Century City Hospital on Thursday night. Samantha provided some sort of distraction while Lindsay broke into a cabinet to steal drugs. Well, what else does "visiting a sick friend" mean? These two don't have any friends! They just have each other! Well, Lindsay has the cameras, too. And if Sammy hasn't caught onto that by now, she's one dumb dyke.
"Lindsay went to the hospital to visit a friend," says her rep. "She is in rehearsal today for her film Labor Pains." Samantha knocked her up?
After managing to get enough Oxycodone to last the next couple of hours, Lohan and Ronson went to nightclub Goa where Samantha dj'ed.
UPDATE: Ah hah! Lindsay Lohan's extremely shy mother Dina confirms that the "visiting a sick friend" story was a lie. She says that Linds was having an asthma attack.
"She was losing oxygen. She couldn't breathe. She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick," Dina said at an event for Project Cuddle. "If you were sick, and you're mother couldn't even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it's sad. It's really sad."
Dina Lohan supporting something called "Project Cuddle" is like Amy Winehouse supporting "Project Sober." I'm not seeing it. Dina also referred to Samantha as an "angel." Lindsay's vagina angel.
Photos: WENN
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May
31
Lindsay Lohan Went To The Hospital
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Don't worry, she's fine. Lindsay Lohan and her whatever it is that's going on there Samantha Ronson were seen entering Century City Hospital on Thursday night. Samantha provided some sort of distraction while Lindsay broke into a cabinet to steal drugs. Well, what else does "visiting a sick friend" mean? These two don't have any friends! They just have each other! Well, Lindsay has the cameras, too. And if Sammy hasn't caught onto that by now, she's one dumb dyke.
"Lindsay went to the hospital to visit a friend," says her rep. "She is in rehearsal today for her film Labor Pains." Samantha knocked her up?
After managing to get enough Oxycodone to last the next couple of hours, Lohan and Ronson went to nightclub Goa where Samantha dj'ed.
Photos: WENN
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May
31
Hugh Jackman Takes A Swim
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And we thank him for it. It's about time for some pretty. Jackman tool a little swim at Bondi Beach in Sydney. The actor was accompanied by a less furry friend. 18 more photos of a shirtless Hugh Jackman, and his shirtless buddy, are after the jump.
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline
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May
31
Amy Winehouse Late For Concert Because Of Youth Basketball Coaching Gig
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The queen of the crack attack, Amy Winehouse, actually showed up to perform at the Rock in Rio festival in Portugal. Sure, she was an hour late. But she's on crackhead time. Winehouse complained of a sore throat, but she performed a full set.
"I should have cancelled but wanted to be here so much," she croaked. Crack smoke is probably murder on the throat. Whenever I smoke a cigarette when I'm drinking (and I have to be REAL drunk for that to happen) I always wake up the next day feeling like someone took a cheese grater to my throat. I can't imagine what it feels like after sucking the glass dick all day.
Amy's rep covered for her crack tardiness.
"Amy was overwhelmed by the goodwill shown by the audience in Lisbon and even apologised for her below par vocals on stage, after suffering from a sore throat all week," he said.
"She was given the option to cancel, but was determined to take her first step back on to the live scene and although her throat was not at 100%, Amy felt it important for fans to see that she is back working at her craft. She will continue to her comeback at events throughout the summer."
Enabler! The crowd reportedly gave her shit when she first showed up, but then gave her a "warm welcome." Let's face it. It's Amy Winehouse. Her showing up is like hitting on a scratch ticket. And there's a better chance of hitting on a scratchie.
She would make the hottest basketball coach ever. "Wankers! Put the bleedin' ball in the basket! This bolllocksy sore won't heal on me face!"
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline
More photos of Amy Winehouse with some young fans after the jump.
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May
31
Charlie Sheen Got Married, Denise Richards Sent A Present That Wasn’t A Time Bomb Or Anthrax
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Photos: WENN
Charlie Sheen tied the knot with real estate investor Brooke Mueller last night in a small ceremony at a private estate in Los Angeles. His ex-wife and current reality tv...star(?) Denise Richards told the Valentine in the Morning radio show yesterday that she would be sending a gift. I hope his ass had bomb-sniffing dogs and one of those airport x-ray things. It wouldn't be pleasant having to get married missing your face.
"[I'll send] something from the girls," Richards said. "At the end of the day, he's their dad," she said of Sheen. "They have to understand that."
Bitch, they would probably understand it better if you two weren't constantly having these completely trashy battles which they're going to be able to read about on the Internet in three years. Kids start early on the computers these days. Sam, 4, and Lola Rose, soon to be 3, are going to be in a therapist's office eventually. They're going to be either laughing or crying and talking about the "tranny prostitute-infested sperm incident."
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
The story continues, and more photos of the event, are after the jump.
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May
31
Angelina Jolie Did Not Give Birth (We Think)
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We're just reporting it as we get it, folks. Numerous media outlets (including People magazine and E! news) are sticking by the "Angelina Jolie did not give birth" story. There was a crazy flurry of activity (yes, we know there's a war on and an election coming up, but this is important, too!) yesterday when it appeared that Angelina might have given birth to twin girls.
Names were even reported! The girls were said to have been named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane and to have been born via C-section at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence. By the way, Marcheline and Jane are the names of Angie and Brad's moms, respectively. Anyway, it's untrue. UNTRUE! Supposedly.
Geyer Kosinski is Angelina's manager and he says the story is "not true." And Brad's manager Cynthia Pett-Dante dismisses it "as a rumor."
Well, there ya have it. Angie and Brad are still supposed to be moving into a 1,000-acre, $60 million estate, with 35 bedrooms, a vineyard and a moat, just outside Aix-en-Provence in France. When she does give birth, she could always have one of those water births in the moat. It seems gross, but it also feels very historical medieval romance and I can sort of see her being into that. She wants to be one with history.
Photos: INFDaily.com
More photos of Angelina Jolie are after the jump.
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May
31
Who’s Big Metallic Bag Is This?
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Photos: FlynetOnline
Find out who the owner is after the jump.
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May
31
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- Playboy Babe - Sabrina Maree
- Playboy Babe - Leslie Newport
- Diora Baird- By far the best Rack in Hollywood
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May
31
Meagan Good - was the hottest thing at the Spike TV Awards
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I can’t remember a time I saw a chick this fucking hot. Meagan Good just blew away all the othe hotties at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards. THIS , you cannot deny! Check out all the celebs here
- Meagan Good - 39th NAACP Image Awards
- Hot babes at the Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards
- 2007 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards UK in London
- Nickelodeon’s 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards
- Pure Cuteness - Keri Russell At 2008 Spirit Awards
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May
31
Holly Hunter Brings Own Wind Machine To Walk Of Fame Ceremony
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Photos: WENN
More photos of Holly Hunter being honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after the jump.
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May
31
Movie Clip In The Morning: ‘Burn After Reading’
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31
Hot babes at the Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards
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Last night Spike TV held their 2nd Annual Choice Awards with the usual bevy of HOT babes like Cameron Diaz , Marisa Miller ,Megan Fox , Anna Faris and more . Check them all out here
- Cameron Diaz - GQ UK (May 2008)
- Meagan Good - was the hottest thing at the Spike TV Awards
- 2007 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards UK in London
- Megan Fox - 11th Annual Hollywood Awards
- Marisa Miller - S.I. Swimsuit’s 2008 Cover and Photos
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May
31
Kate Hudson Is Pensive?
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Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline
More photos of Kate Hudson emoting on the set of Bride Wars, along with Anne Hathaway after the jump.
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May
30
Audrina Patridge High School Yearbook Photos
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Here’s what the now famous Audrina Patridge looked like back in high school … She looked pretty good, I think ..
- Audrina Patridge in a bikini filming “The Reef” in Hawaii
- Audrina Patridge Topless Photos…Holy Shhh…!
- Audrina Patridge - More Nudes Photos
- Audrina Patridge - Spring Collection launch of Nicole Khristine Jewelry
- Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad - Premiere of Cloverfield
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May
30
Julianne Hough - Shows of her Rock’n Body
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Julianne Hough the hottest chick on "Dancing with the Stars" among a bevy of hotties. She shows off her well known rock hard body in the current issue of Shape magazine. She also show off how flexible she is too… Check out a couple more here
- Julianne Hough - Bikini Shoot for Shape Magazine
- Julianne Hough Promo Pics For Her Upcoming Album
- Dancing with the Stars Julianne Hough is too hot!
- Heather Graham - cover of Shape magazine, Damn!
- Julianne Hough - New Album Promo Shoot and Cover