Oct
12
Alright, Who Skinned Superman And Turned Him Into Jeans?
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Goddammit, Khloe. Earth’s yellow sun was supposed to make him fly, not contain your ass. This is why they hate us. Adding… This photo will be hilarious to anyone who’s 11 (i.e. me). Photos: INFdaily The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.Read More …
Oct
12
Alright, Who Skinned Superman And Turned Him Into Jeans?
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Goddammit, Khloe. Earth’s yellow sun was supposed to make him fly, not contain your ass. This is why they hate us. Adding… This photo will be hilarious to anyone who’s 11 (i.e. me). Photos: INFdaily The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.Read More …
Oct
12
Olivia Munn’s Wearing A Bikini Again
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Like any human being made of skin, tissue and Thetan-rich emotion nuggets – Just go with it. – I often find myself wondering what in the hell pretend-nerd Olivia Munn is doing in the cast of Magic Mike. Turns out her character just stands around in a bikini, so it’s nice to see her find Read More …
Oct
12
You Promised Me Mila, Nudie Hacker!!
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Thanks to Scarlett Johansson being all weird about complete strangers ogling private, naked photos illegally downloaded without her consent and published to all 24 corners of the Internet, the FBI arrested Christopher Chaney, a Jacksonsville man who allegedly acted alone in hacking and leaking photos of celebrities. Or so The Illuminati would have us believe… Read More …
Oct
12
Too Many Bikinis? Joe Manganiello’s Here
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Whoa, easy, Eric from CSI: Miami. Let me write the post first. Ladies, homosexual demographic, the tiny voice in my head telling me this should be my new washer, I know it seems like there’s been a lot of bikinis today, and honestly, there’s gonna be more. But sometimes you just have to close your Read More …
Oct
12
Alessandra Ambrosio’s In A Bikini, Too, And Other News
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- January Jones’ revenge baby looks absolutely precious. – This wins the Internet. – Tilda Swinton was apparently a child murderer. Neat. – Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly might be doing it again. – Nicki Minaj’s cleavage was angry that day, my friends. – Random Task from Read More …
Oct
12
A-Rod Is A Master Of Stealth
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Wait, did I say A-Rod‘s in this post? Because clearly there’s nothing in these photos but a parking meter, some cars and a Tazo tea. I’m probably just drunk. Photos: INFdaily The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.Read More …
Oct
12
Kate Beckinsale Is A Goddess
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And, lo, did I stare into the butt of such beauty that it felt as if the weeping, love-filled eyes of the Lord Christ Jesus himself were staring back at me and whispering, “Dude, why are you thinking about a naked guy on a cross while staring at Kate Beckinsale‘s ass? You have mental problems.” Read More …
Oct
12
Sara Leal’s Giving Interviews About Banging Ashton Kutcher
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When a woman has sex with a man, it’s almost always for one of two things: Money, or an item they don’t want to pay for with their own money. And it’s been that way since the first caveman invented shoes. So naturally Ashton Kutcher‘s mistress Sara Leal has sold an exclusive interview to Us Read More …
Oct
12
Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Run Over The Paparazzi With Her Bike
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While filming Thanks For Sharing in New York yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow decided to handle the matter of some pesky paparazzi with a little street justice. And by street justice I mean she tried to barrel into one of them on a bicycle because it’s not like you have to keep those things balanced or anything. Read More …
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