Jul
3
Happy 4th of July Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)
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Hey, everybody, I’m going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here’s a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed… …read full story
Jul
3
Megan Fox and Michael Bay hate each other
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While Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen dominates the box office to no one’s surprise, Megan Fox and Michael Bay are trading barbs in the press after she recently shit on the film because it focused on special effects and… …read full story
Jul
3
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out
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Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam’s no looker, I still don’t get what she’s doing with Lindsay who, let’s face… …read full story
Jul
3
Justin Timberlake is tired of Jessica Biel
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Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel’s ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and “Goddamn!” NY Daily News reports: “Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit… …read full story
Jul
3
Michael Jackson’s final rehearsal video
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Here’s the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his “This Is It” tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player… …read full story
Jul
2
Cheryl Cole: ‘Hey. Are my breasts hanging out?’
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Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go “Aw, c’mon!” Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he’d have me strapped… …read full story
Jul
2
Cheryl Cole: ‘Hey. Are my breasts hanging out?’
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Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go “Aw, c’mon!” Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he’d have me strapped… …read full story
Jul
2
Debbie Rowe wants the kids and restraining order against Joe Jackson
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Debbie Rowe has thrown down the gauntlet and plans to seek custody of Michael Jr. and Paris who she maintains are her biological children. NBC Los Angeles reports: “I want my children,” Rowe said during a 90-minute phone conversation… …read full story
Jul
2
Debbie Rowe wants the kids and restraining order against Joe Jackson
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Debbie Rowe has thrown down the gauntlet and plans to seek custody of Michael Jr. and Paris who she maintains are her biological children. NBC Los Angeles reports: “I want my children,” Rowe said during a 90-minute phone conversation… …read full story
Jul
2
Hayden Panettiere is single
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- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he’s a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say “Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?” [The… …read full story
